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So does anyone else like surprising their “homies with a bouquet every once in a while?"
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:16 am
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:16 am
Just saw this ridiculous TV commercial for a flower company called UrbanStems
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First up, this white broad was sent flowers by her mom after getting shite canned from her job:
This young man says he likes to give his urban stem to his husband:
And then this brother right here says that he likes surprising his “homies with a bouquet every once in a while”
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First up, this white broad was sent flowers by her mom after getting shite canned from her job:
![](https://i.postimg.cc/Qdy9YHYb/F9-CED142-896-E-4256-AB8-C-F9-D01-F4-BE490.jpg)
This young man says he likes to give his urban stem to his husband:
![](https://i.postimg.cc/bwJSRQgr/92-F2-C9-C5-142-E-437-F-9922-184-A7-A955-FFF.jpg)
And then this brother right here says that he likes surprising his “homies with a bouquet every once in a while”
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Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:19 am to SPEEDY
As a democrat male I’m usually the one receiving the flowers and yes, I love them!!!!
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:20 am to SPEEDY
No man has ever given me flowers and I'd laugh in someone's face that tried.
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:43 am to SPEEDY
frick a dozen roses, get me Four Roses or a dozen beers.
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:44 am to SPEEDY
If by bouquet, you mean 12 pack. Well, yes i do enjoy a cold beverage with pals
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:46 am to SPEEDY
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says that he likes surprising his “homies with a bouquet every once in a while”
Not gonna lie. You wanna frick up a guys reputation send some bouquets to his work.
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:46 am to SPEEDY
I like to give my homies flowers just before i put a cap in they arse.
This post was edited on 2/12/22 at 10:47 am
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:48 am to Box Geauxrilla
3 bottles of Four Roses equals a dozen
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:49 am to SPEEDY
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And then this brother right here says that he likes surprising his “homies with a bouquet every once in a while”
Power play if it's done ironically or to otherwise frick with them.
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:53 am to SPEEDY
They asked homeboy "do you send flowers to anyone" and he took that to mean mary jane.
Posted on 2/12/22 at 10:56 am to SPEEDY
If you get flowers from a dude and you’re not his mother/grandma etc, there’s a 99.9% he’s trying to bang you. Maybe a particularly considerate guy would send flowers to someone that’s in mourning. Even then I wouldn’t write off the chances that he wants in your pants.
Posted on 2/12/22 at 11:00 am to beaverfever
Fred sent me flowers when in rehab
Posted on 2/12/22 at 11:06 am to cable
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No man has ever given me flowers and I'd laugh in someone's face that tried.
No reason to hurt your weed guy’s feelings.
Posted on 2/12/22 at 11:38 am to SPEEDY
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This young man says he likes to give his urban stem to his husband
Nicely done.
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Posted on 2/12/22 at 11:39 am to SPEEDY
I have my wife on a flower subscription service. I might add one of my Baws to it as a joke.
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