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Squeaky dog toys are a bad idea
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:27 am
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:27 am
Dog gets Christmas present
Dog sits down in front of my chair
Dog thinks he is in a band with new toy
I chase dog around the house to get toy
Squeaky Toy goes in trash can
Update: Dog will get real dog treat, a bone
Dog sits down in front of my chair
Dog thinks he is in a band with new toy
I chase dog around the house to get toy
Squeaky Toy goes in trash can
Update: Dog will get real dog treat, a bone
This post was edited on 12/27/21 at 9:57 am
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:29 am to jb4
Love stepping on one as I try to not wake everyone in the dark of night.
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:30 am to jb4
That’s exactly why I chew my dogs toys first to establish dominance.
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:31 am to jb4
Sorry you can't find joy in your pet's happiness.
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:31 am to jb4
You could have just told us you were an a-hole and saved some time.
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:32 am to jb4
OP sounds like a shite pet owner.
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:32 am to jb4
My dog isn’t bad with the one he has. I made the mistake of leaving it out one night though and at 2am I could hear him up front chewing on it.
Now when I go to sleep the toy goes into the closet.
Now when I go to sleep the toy goes into the closet.
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:33 am to jb4
Eli has so many toys that my wife swaps them out by season.
Last year he got a rubber chicken with a squeaker. It's hilarious to listen to him choke his chicken.
Last year he got a rubber chicken with a squeaker. It's hilarious to listen to him choke his chicken.
This post was edited on 12/27/21 at 9:34 am
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:36 am to jb4
Oh, interesting. I think my dog playing with her toy I picked out is one of the best sounds out there.
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:37 am to jb4
Ours usually destroy the toy and remove the squeaker (“squeakectomy”) on the first day.
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:40 am to jb4
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jb4
You must be a miserable person. When my dog plays with her squeak toy, it’s squeaking 20 times a second. She runs around with it, squeaking it, drops it at my feet, for me to throw. She hauls arse, grabs it, squeaking it 20 times a second until she brings it back. Over and over.
Dogs are awesome.
Her she is trying to figure out how to get the filet mignons out of my new sous vide

Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:54 am to ArHog
Both my dogs died this year. I really missed the squeaky concerto on Christmas Morning by my 2 guys this year
Posted on 12/27/21 at 10:22 am to jb4
My 3 got new squeaky toys this year and the rat terrier has already killed the squeaker in all 3 
Posted on 12/27/21 at 10:57 am to jb4
Damn man. Have some fun in life. Our lab will destroy a squeaky toy in a day so she only gets them on special occasions. She got a squeaky Santa and it was an absolute joy teasing her with it.
Put your foot on it and then squeak it a bunch while she's barking and freaking out. Then grab it (if you can before she gets it) and chunk it over the head of whichever kid isn't paying attention. Watch her bowl over said kid on the way to get the squeaker. Your dog should have both.... a squeaker and a bone. It's Christmas you scrooge.
Put your foot on it and then squeak it a bunch while she's barking and freaking out. Then grab it (if you can before she gets it) and chunk it over the head of whichever kid isn't paying attention. Watch her bowl over said kid on the way to get the squeaker. Your dog should have both.... a squeaker and a bone. It's Christmas you scrooge.
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