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Squeaky dog toys are a bad idea

Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:27 am
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13574 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:27 am
Dog gets Christmas present
Dog sits down in front of my chair
Dog thinks he is in a band with new toy
I chase dog around the house to get toy
Squeaky Toy goes in trash can

Update: Dog will get real dog treat, a bone
This post was edited on 12/27/21 at 9:57 am
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:29 am to
Love stepping on one as I try to not wake everyone in the dark of night.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:29 am to
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
10436 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:29 am to
You can't handle a dog?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132906 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:29 am to
Wait until they swallow one
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48264 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:30 am to
That’s exactly why I chew my dogs toys first to establish dominance.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
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Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:30 am to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
72956 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:31 am to
Sorry you can't find joy in your pet's happiness.
Posted by V Bainbridge
Member since Jul 2020
7997 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:31 am to
You could have just told us you were an a-hole and saved some time.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80133 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:32 am to
OP sounds like a shite pet owner.
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
18318 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:32 am to
My dog isn’t bad with the one he has. I made the mistake of leaving it out one night though and at 2am I could hear him up front chewing on it.

Now when I go to sleep the toy goes into the closet.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:33 am to
Eli has so many toys that my wife swaps them out by season.

Last year he got a rubber chicken with a squeaker. It's hilarious to listen to him choke his chicken.
This post was edited on 12/27/21 at 9:34 am
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82611 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:36 am to
Oh, interesting. I think my dog playing with her toy I picked out is one of the best sounds out there.
Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
8064 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:37 am to
Ours usually destroy the toy and remove the squeaker (“squeakectomy”) on the first day.

Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:40 am to
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jb4


You must be a miserable person. When my dog plays with her squeak toy, it’s squeaking 20 times a second. She runs around with it, squeaking it, drops it at my feet, for me to throw. She hauls arse, grabs it, squeaking it 20 times a second until she brings it back. Over and over.

Dogs are awesome.

Her she is trying to figure out how to get the filet mignons out of my new sous vide

Posted by ArHog
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:51 am to
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jb4


Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
63910 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 9:54 am to
Both my dogs died this year. I really missed the squeaky concerto on Christmas Morning by my 2 guys this year
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8122 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 10:20 am to
DOGS > PEOPLE
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7225 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 10:22 am to
My 3 got new squeaky toys this year and the rat terrier has already killed the squeaker in all 3
Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
1309 posts
Posted on 12/27/21 at 10:57 am to
Damn man. Have some fun in life. Our lab will destroy a squeaky toy in a day so she only gets them on special occasions. She got a squeaky Santa and it was an absolute joy teasing her with it.

Put your foot on it and then squeak it a bunch while she's barking and freaking out. Then grab it (if you can before she gets it) and chunk it over the head of whichever kid isn't paying attention. Watch her bowl over said kid on the way to get the squeaker. Your dog should have both.... a squeaker and a bone. It's Christmas you scrooge.
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