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re: Walmart Selling Bidets in Store
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:50 am to Tarps99
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:50 am to Tarps99
I have one in each of my 3 bathrooms. Everyone that visits ends up buying one.
$25 and takes 10-15 minutes max to install.
PROS: Can actually clean your nastyself and save tons of money on toilet paper
CONS: Makes it hard to use the restroom in other places that don’t have a bidet.
$25 and takes 10-15 minutes max to install.
PROS: Can actually clean your nastyself and save tons of money on toilet paper
CONS: Makes it hard to use the restroom in other places that don’t have a bidet.
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 8:51 am
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:52 am to Nuts
quote:Best 30 dollars I ever spent.
Can't recommend them highly enough.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:53 am to dgnx6
quote:
My only thing is, how do you know it got it all?
How do you know you got it all now?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:54 am to Kcrad
Well done
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:55 am to Mo Jeaux
quote:Cause he smeared it so thin he cant see it!
How do you know you got it all now?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:56 am to temporary
quote:
Great for Whole Family
Great for Hole Family
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:56 am to Mo Jeaux
I just don’t see it getting everything from those thick peanut butter style shits.
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 8:58 am
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:56 am to Tarps99
Will it knock off any klingons?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:00 am to djangochained
quote:
You still got to dry your a-hole
Some fancy ones have a built-in fan for an air dry
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:05 am to 0x15E
quote:nope. I need to see the white toilet paper before I go on my way.
Some fancy ones have a built-in fan for an air dry
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:07 am to Tarps99
It's like having your own personal servant who wipes your butt.
You'll barely need toilet paper.
Toilet paper shortage? Whateva bruh, splish splash
You'll barely need toilet paper.
Toilet paper shortage? Whateva bruh, splish splash
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:09 am to doc baklava
That is a good deal for that bidet. It will change your life. Yes it can clean everything up but Inalways follow with a dry off so can tell if I need to spray more.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:11 am to Lazy But Talented
I was in the "that's just fricking stupid and gay" camp like most, until my elderly mom got one and I dropped a deuce at her house one day. Intrigued, I turned the knob on it. Now all of my terlets have one. It's the way civilized humans were meant to clean their buttholes. And yes you morons, you have to wipe, usually only once, to dry yourself off.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:13 am to Crow Pie
quote:
Best 30 dollars I ever spent.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:25 am to Tarps99
We rented a house that had them. Never used them on purpose but those things have some pressure. I’m not against it, has to be better than just wiping.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 9:26 am to DeltaTigerDelta
These are total game changers. I never thought i would be a guy who would use one, but once you do you will wonder why you ever did it any other way. If you have the means I highly recommend the Toto
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:01 am to Tarps99
So you wipe first, then spray your butt hole then wipe again right? Reading the responses it seems people are just going straight to spraying. Seems like that would make for some shitty balls.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:03 am to noonan
quote:
So you wipe first, then spray your butt hole then wipe again right? Reading the responses it seems people are just going straight to spraying. Seems like that would make for some shitty balls.
nope - shite - spray - wipe
game changer
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:09 am to noonan
For you savages still smearing shite all over your arse with toilet paper, you can use the bidet several ways:
1) clean yourself with toilet paper, then spray off with the bidet and dab dry with toilet paper, a cloth, or an in-bidet dryer
2) spray with the bidet, then wipe with toilet paper until clean and dry
The water is concentrated like a laser, so it doesn’t hit your balls—just the anus.
1) clean yourself with toilet paper, then spray off with the bidet and dab dry with toilet paper, a cloth, or an in-bidet dryer
2) spray with the bidet, then wipe with toilet paper until clean and dry
The water is concentrated like a laser, so it doesn’t hit your balls—just the anus.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:12 am to shutterspeed
exactly, it's like having a shower for your butthole every time you take a dump.
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