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Walmart Selling Bidets in Store

Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:18 am
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7418 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:18 am
I was walking the aisles of Walmart this morning and found this:



I know there are a number of bidet fans here on the OT. Is it worth 25 dollars.

EDIT: I checked online at Walmart they are actually 20 dollars for a holiday deal.

Not sure if the store display was wrong or if online they are trying a blue light special like Kmart.
Update 3: Purchased bidet at the store. To get the 20 dollar price I had to show the app and the price there.
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Adam Banks
District 5
Member since Sep 2009
31870 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:20 am to
How did they determine that it was 10x cleaner than wiping?
Posted by Nuts
Michigan
Member since Oct 2011
1020 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:20 am to
Nothing like starting the day with a direct bullseye to the old poop shoot.

Can't recommend them highly enough.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11299 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:20 am to
I was just talking to my wife about getting one this morning. Neat.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:20 am to
quote:

Is it worth 25 dollars.

I couldn’t put a price on your wife finally having a clean butthole
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
7996 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:21 am to
quote:

How did they determine that it was 10x cleaner than wiping?


Blindfolded sniff test.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53331 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:21 am to
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68612 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:24 am to
My only thing is, how do you know it got it all?

And I would probably not go the cheapest route. If doing that then just get a little dish sprayer and hook it next to your toilet.

Posted by LSUengr
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
2333 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:24 am to
Yes, worth $25.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:25 am to
quote:

How did they determine that it was 10x cleaner than wiping?


Taste test
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9385 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:27 am to
You push the button and it sprays your bum. Shouldn’t be that pricey.

Certainly makes cleanup easier but rest assured you still gotta wipe or be nasty. None of them go full car wash. Even the fancy ones.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25540 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:28 am to
quote:

My only thing is, how do you know it got it all?


You still wipe your arse doofus. Or more like pat it dry. Maybe 1 out of 40 shits doesn’t get it all in my experiences.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17001 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:29 am to
I’m telling y’all, that thing is life changing.

You are way cleaner than wiping.

You don’t use a dry towel to bathe with, you get in the water to clean yourself
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
1280 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:31 am to
I was once told “oh my god you’re better than my bidet” after she took a shite at my place. Don’t do drugs, stay in schools that teach math, don’t eat poo
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54885 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:31 am to
quote:

I couldn’t put a price on your wife finally having a clean butthole


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Posted by temporary
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2013
160 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:32 am to
Great for Whole Family (Even the Elderly)

Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78583 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:32 am to
The heated water ones can be catastrophic. Never ask me how I know.

#frickyouhotelinLondon
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54885 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:33 am to
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11291 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:34 am to
Does your underwear absorb the wet spot or does it show through on your pants? Isn’t that why Europeans wear trench coats?
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 12/12/21 at 8:48 am to
You still got to dry your a-hole


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