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I hit an owl tonight
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:34 pm
So the wife and kids and I were driving through the neighborhood looking at Christmas lights, and out of nowhere a giant owl swoops down out of a tree and SMACK straight in to the front of my truck.
I immediately stopped and got out and the poor thing was just lying there motionless in the grass. It was HUGE. I didn't touch him because I didn't want my face ripped off.
So I decided to drive off because there was really nothing to do unfortunately.
I was incredibly upset after that, and decided I had to go back by and do something.
Well, right as I'm pulling up I see him/her/they(?) standing in the middle of the road. As I got a little closer it jumped up and flew into a tree.
I guess it is going to be okay and was just stunned. I was going to be incredibly upset if it was dead because it was beautiful.
I hit an owl tonight.
I immediately stopped and got out and the poor thing was just lying there motionless in the grass. It was HUGE. I didn't touch him because I didn't want my face ripped off.
So I decided to drive off because there was really nothing to do unfortunately.
I was incredibly upset after that, and decided I had to go back by and do something.
Well, right as I'm pulling up I see him/her/they(?) standing in the middle of the road. As I got a little closer it jumped up and flew into a tree.
I guess it is going to be okay and was just stunned. I was going to be incredibly upset if it was dead because it was beautiful.
I hit an owl tonight.
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Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:35 pm to GEAUXT
That sounds like a hoot
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:35 pm to GEAUXT
Murderer!!
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:36 pm to GEAUXT
need to start a gofundme for him
we've had GFMs for crippled owls before
we've had GFMs for crippled owls before
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:36 pm to GEAUXT
What a stroke of luck.
How was it’s hair?
How was it’s hair?
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:36 pm to GEAUXT
No pic?
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:37 pm to GEAUXT
Is he a big Rice fan?
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:37 pm to GEAUXT
You gunna wind up a pellet
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:37 pm to GEAUXT
You didn’t see him with his walker? Poor bastards been stroked out for over a year.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:37 pm to GEAUXT
Owls are quite resilient - i.e. OWLVIS.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:38 pm to GEAUXT
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So the wife
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:41 pm to GEAUXT
You should have finished the job when you had the chance. An owl never forgets.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:41 pm to GEAUXT
On first read, I thought you hit on an owl.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:43 pm to GEAUXT
quote:
I immediately stopped and got out and the poor thing was just lying there motionless in the grass. It was HUGE. I didn't touch him because I didn't want my face ripped off.
So I decided to drive off because there was really nothing to do unfortunately.
Only one thing to do
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:44 pm to GEAUXT
I had the same experience once. They get hit pretty often. Beautiful animals. You did right not to mess with them.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:50 pm to GEAUXT
Damn. First the stroke now this. Poor guy can’t catch a break.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 7:51 pm to GEAUXT
Drive by hooting.
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:28 pm to GEAUXT
Did he say Oowwww.. L
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:33 pm to GEAUXT
Pulling up to the hunting lease before daylight there was one sitting in the road that didn’t move as I passed. Went back and looked at it and it was bloody on one side of his face from getting hit. Shoved him off the road with a stick and went hunting. Came out and it was gone. A week or two later I came out of the woods after dark in the evening, and there was a single eye shining in my head light. It was the owl, now one-eyed, sitting on the sign-in board. But he made it
Posted on 12/10/21 at 8:51 pm to GEAUXT
you motherfricker
this thread is gonna frick up my joxy
this thread is gonna frick up my joxy
This post was edited on 12/10/21 at 8:54 pm
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