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I Will Buy You A Couple of Twinkies, Bottle of Wine and Then Take You to Pound Town
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:28 pm
So I have been talking to this chick off a dating site. Took her to dinner once. Last night asked her on a second date and she said yes.
During the conversation I asked if she knows what happens on 2nd dates and she responded with I would like to be taken to dinner first. Jokingly I said, "I will get you a couple of Twinkies, a bottle of wine and then take you to pound town."
She hung up on me and now wont respond to my texts. Was I wrong for putting it out there I was expecting sex and that I am not buying her dinner again?
During the conversation I asked if she knows what happens on 2nd dates and she responded with I would like to be taken to dinner first. Jokingly I said, "I will get you a couple of Twinkies, a bottle of wine and then take you to pound town."
She hung up on me and now wont respond to my texts. Was I wrong for putting it out there I was expecting sex and that I am not buying her dinner again?
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:29 pm to BayouCatFan
You might be mentally challenged.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:29 pm to BayouCatFan
Apparently you came off as needy and cheap.
Imagine that.
Imagine that.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:29 pm to BayouCatFan
Didn't follow the two rules of dating. 
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:30 pm to BayouCatFan
Damn son.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:30 pm to BayouCatFan
Well played, Mauer.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:30 pm to BayouCatFan
Lose her contact info - she has no sense of humor. Move on.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:30 pm to BayouCatFan
Should have stopped after the thread about your friend.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:30 pm to BayouCatFan
Now we know why a Mexican cartel is threatening to behead you
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:30 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:
"I will get you a couple of Twinkies, a bottle of wine and then take you to pound town."
So you got dumped by a fat chick?
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:31 pm to BayouCatFan
You never say it. Good lord.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:31 pm to BayouCatFan
Sounds like she didn’t want nothing to do with your 3 inches of cream filled offer.
This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:31 pm to BayouCatFan
If you want a hooker, just call a hooker.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:31 pm to BayouCatFan
Shouldn't you be worried about a Mexican ninja?
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:31 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:32 pm to BayouCatFan
Based on this, you sound like someone who thinks highly of his own wit and is oblivious to the fact that most people find your humor cheesy/cringeworthy
I'm guessing she is in the same boat
I'm guessing she is in the same boat
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:32 pm to BayouCatFan
Missed you Arse
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:32 pm to BayouCatFan
So you getting all of your posting in before you are killed?
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:32 pm to Fun Bunch
quote:
You might be mentally challenged
Might definitely isn’t needed in this sentence to describe him
he be mentally challenged. 
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:33 pm to BayouCatFan
Bold strategy Cotton
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