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Kingsbury reportedly signed a 5 year contract that paid him $5.5 million a year with the Arizona Cardinals, all fully guaranteed. So, this dude will took his firing and his cash and bought a one-way ticket to Thailand, telling all teams that are interested in him, he's not interested...
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If my math is correct, he's chillin in the land of Thai with his girlfriend Veronika Bielik...
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Lynxrufus201213 months
Alan: "I’ve been uh meaning to ask someone. I noticed it’s a fishing village. Is there a Long John Silvers on the island?"

Lauren: "No, no I don’t think so. I’m so sorry."

Stu: "But, we are actually serving some great fresh seafood."

Alan: "Better than Long Johns?"

Stu: "Yes."

Alan: "I’ll be the judge of that."
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CableGuy13 months
fn hilarious
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Robber DeNiro13 months
That's some nice buns in that red bikini!!!!
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elprez0013 months
Isn’t this how Rambo 3 starts?
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SidetrackSilvera13 months
4
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ElTigreFuego13 months
Larry had another mini-stroke in the middle of writing that paragraph.
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TyOconner13 months
It’s impressive how bad of a writer Larry is.
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HoustonGumbeauxGuy13 months
You don’t need Kingsbury money to live like a King in Thailand. Not even close.
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MadQfrog13 months
Sex tourism? Sick bastard.
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jatilen13 months
His Insta-ho will move on to someone richer who's still bringing in money.
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LSUintheNW13 months
And Coach will find another Ho that's OK with 25 million+ over the next 5 years.

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Sevensblue13 months
Either way he’s winning
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GatorPA8413 months
Why do they all look down and away in their pictures??
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SomeLSUguy13 months
You cannot get into Thailand on a one way ticket... The Embassy/consulate will not approve a one way tourist visa. So there's that...
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TFH13 months
I see you’re not a millionaire
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KennabraTiger13 months
Can’t blame him
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thermal922113 months
Don’t they have duty to compete clauses in their buyouts?
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DeafVallyBatnR13 months
Pretty sure he is no a non traditional sex tour. Meaning brought his own girl.
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jsmoove13 months
43. No kids. Little late for a midlife crisis. By all means, stay.
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BuzzSaw 1213 months
Kingsbury going to Thailand to find The Beach.
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Shaq4prez13 months
kliff talk thai, cliff talk thai very well
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jbird713 months
Lol
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atltiger648713 months
classic. Well done.
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