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Pulled this one out of our asses but they actually showed up to play ball in this thing. Pettiford, there's the door. Completely sus season for him and it took a superhuman effort from Overton. And frick Murphy.
If nobody's gonna play D, might as well put in Muschalek with a lead
Get Pettiford the frick out of this program, and investigate him. This motherfricker cannot suck this bad all of a sudden.

re: Arkansas visits Auburn

Posted by jsmoove on 4/4/26 at 3:09 pm to
Absolute retardation.

re: Arkansas visits Auburn

Posted by jsmoove on 4/4/26 at 2:50 pm to
Wellllp. What the heck is this game.

re: Auburn MBB NIT Game Thread

Posted by jsmoove on 4/2/26 at 10:09 pm to
Love the way these fellers are still playing. Still think as shitty as it was, we could have won one game. We still playing though. Auburn baseball bounces back. Braves showing they're a real team this year. Great day.

re: #5 Auburn visits #23 Alabama

Posted by jsmoove on 3/27/26 at 9:01 pm to
Well, it's Braves season anyway.

re: Back to Back Final Fours

Posted by jsmoove on 3/25/26 at 10:20 pm to
Well, at least we're still playing, and Florida baseball just got swept by Bama. We good.

re: Auburn MBB NIT Game Thread

Posted by jsmoove on 3/25/26 at 10:12 pm to
Insanely fitting this roster starts throwing the ball away with a minute left of their last home appearance. Almost unreal.

re: #2 Texas visits #4 Auburn

Posted by jsmoove on 3/20/26 at 8:48 pm to
Hahahaha. Get fricked, Texas

re: #2 Texas visits #4 Auburn

Posted by jsmoove on 3/20/26 at 8:27 pm to
Holy shite, way to come in and singlehandedly give everything away.

re: Which SEC team disappoints today?

Posted by jsmoove on 3/20/26 at 10:24 am to
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Hofstra by 50.


Be gentle. Unless you're a turd fan that likes the Braves, you should savor this weekend.
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You bored and stuck somewhere between watching AU women’s sports, your sorry arse football team’s spring training, and the NIT?


Aww, look at the typical East Mississippi gump pretending baseball doesn't exist, even with opening day in less than 2 weeks, and college conference ball in full swing.

re: Tuesday/Wednesday SEC Baseball

Posted by jsmoove on 3/17/26 at 10:22 pm to
The guy with the highest OPS on the team? Wasn't even the last out. Bottom feeder Bama lost again though.

re: Keyshawn Murphy out vs USA

Posted by jsmoove on 3/17/26 at 8:07 pm to
What an absolute chud. Thanks again, Bruce.
I don't care to watch this roster play ball again even if we'd gotten in. What actually bugs the living shite out of me is two seasons in a row, why the frick is Texas in? Their resume was even worse last year, and they get rewarded again this year for what?
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College baseball is not a big time sport.


You didn't even care about basketball failure until Pearl turned things around. Your football team was mediocre af, and worse this coming season. Baseball postseason is just as big as women's basketball and actually growing, especially considering women's ball is unwantingly shoved down our throats and gets all the coverage. It'll be even bigger next season with the MLB lockout. Would you say there's only two 'real' sports then? Bama pretend sports fans, never change.

re: Bruce Admits to Nepo

Posted by jsmoove on 3/4/26 at 4:52 pm to
Oh, you're so smart. Like anybody didn't know. Idiots that haven't stopped talking about Steven are the real morons. The bigger issues have always been Bruce's roster makeup and quitting before the season. How the hell can you gauge a first year head coach with this bunch.
Deja vu. Hey, let's run ISO Hall again to close out the game, I mean choke it away. Just put out of our misery. This team sucks arse.
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It should also be noted that Auburn's Filip Jovic played pro in Serbia & elsewhere in Europe


Barely 21. Barely made any money. Bottom of the barrel development leagues. Not very good. Gumps are such pieces of shite, it's unreal.