Here Was Patrick Mahomes’ Girlfriend's Reaction To His New Huge Contract

Dude impresses me. If you dingleberries had his success, you would be on your third Bre Tiesi clone and paying alimony and child support to the first two. You wouldn't even get to see half your $450M contract.

Her real reaction: get off birth control.

Happy for him. He seems like a level headed, really decent young man.

Hey, if it works for them. She doesn’t come across as a pretentious IG wannabe model.

Girlfriend. Dude has a good head on his shoulders.

His mom is hotter than his girl.

And the guy that says shes a solid 7+ is on drugs.

Pfffft ...she might be the first cap casualty

Shes a solid 6. Kinda weird they have been together that long and he hasn't married her.

Wear a condom, dude

Off the record, this has to piss off lots of black women.

she gone

Dudes brother looks like Little Richard wearing an AC Slater wig.

"Pat,congrats. $500 million. It took me an hour and 19 minutes to make that yesterday." - Jeff Bezos, whose stock in Amazon increased $9.1 billion yesterday, and took a $2.5 B hit today.

Damn. How tall is his kid brother?

I know a girl who knew him at Texas Tech. According to her, he is a world class cheater.

Patrick gets maybe a C- on “Field Awareness”. She must be like Yoko Ono was to Lennon and have some “magic” place(s) for him.

Half Eddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Half

Her? -Michael Bluth

oh man he got a white woman that is a dog mom and created a instagram for her dogs... poor guy.