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re: Bennie, Bud, Barry, Bob, Brent

Posted by EulerRules on 8/17/26 at 3:53 pm to Stinger_1066

What happened to Bincoln?

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re: No leak from Scrimmage today?

Posted by EulerRules on 8/16/26 at 11:49 am to tigerforever7

Herm only gained 2 pounds.

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re: Texas/Trash

Posted by EulerRules on 8/15/26 at 7:01 pm to TX Tea

^ Texas Honest-Tea

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re: Sorority Rush at the University of Texas is at an Entirely Different Level

Posted by EulerRules on 8/13/26 at 12:11 am to Rosco P Coltrane

“MY BODY MY CHOICE”
Your body is certainly no one else’s choice.

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re: Dennis Franchione is on the CFB HOF Ballot

Posted by EulerRules on 8/13/26 at 12:09 am to bitchfighter34

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Thats unpresidented.

Correct it was far from “presidential”, so he does not deserve to be in the HoF

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re: Sark is entering his 6th season as the Longhorns' HC.

Posted by EulerRules on 8/11/26 at 4:51 pm to Ghost of Colby

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He could exceed Mack Brown’s era,

Well Mack won one natty and was in another, so Sark better get his you-know-what in gear if he’s going to exceed that.

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re: Sark is entering his 6th season as the Longhorns' HC.

Posted by EulerRules on 8/11/26 at 4:43 pm to Old Sarge

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Sark is the weakness He throws the ball at people’s feet?

He laid it at the feet of the guy throwing it at people’s feet.

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re: I can’t remember…who won the game last year between LSU and Texas A&M?

Posted by EulerRules on 8/11/26 at 4:38 pm to QBUMizzou

High comedy reading a Mizzou fan (last natty?…searching…still searching…) propping up A&M (last natty…87 years ago…is that right, 87?)…Oh, they indeed put a beat down (something Bama suffered 3 times last year) on LSU in Tiger Stadium in 2025. But after this year no one will be talking about Bama’s 3 beat downs in 2025, and only Aggie and Mizzou fans will be talking about Aggie beating LSU in 2025, and they probably will for a long time, but it’s a very sad substitute for winning a natty. And Bama and LSU will probably each capture yet another before Mizzou or Aggy win one. Mizzou, cheer up, you’ll always have Kansas...Kansas…Kansas…

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re: Why Does Everyone think Archie Manning was an Elite College QB

Posted by EulerRules on 8/11/26 at 4:21 pm to Sweat Hazel

You clearly never watched Archie play. LSU fan here. Watch the 11/1/69 Ole Miss 26-23 victory over LSU and then try to say the words you wrote. Better yet, watch the 10/4/69 Alabama 33-32 win over Ole Miss. You want statistics? Not counting their game against Ole Miss, Alabama gave up 189 yds/gm passing; Archie threw for 436 on them. He also rushed for 104 yds. Ole Miss had 609 yds Total Offense; Alabama gave up 350 yds/gm to their other 9 regular season opponents. There are your statistics.

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re: Kirby reportedly trying to educate the freshmen rbs that they aren't the only all-star

Posted by EulerRules on 8/11/26 at 3:59 pm to thatthang

I can not stay Idle in the case of thatthang vs DawgsLife, I rule (unswayed by vitriole) in favor of…PeleofAnalytics. Idle not stayed, crucifixion warranted. Case closed.

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re: The anticipation of seeing a Kiffin led Tiger team has made this offseason so long….

Posted by EulerRules on 8/8/26 at 11:23 pm to Bdub79

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other than complimentary football

Well I am looking forward to being complimentary to football

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re: Most attractive student bodies in the country

Posted by EulerRules on 8/7/26 at 5:39 pm to Frac the world

If you are looking at the football games in the Rose Bowl for the gorgeous UCLA women, you would get #31. If you check the beaches, then you’ll get #1.

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re: So it begins - LSU rumored to make deal with PE

Posted by EulerRules on 8/5/26 at 12:42 pm to No Colors

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When those Jewish boys put a tire over some schmuck from the bayou, they laugh till the champagne comes out their big ole nose

Well I guess No Colors has one color...racism (Yes, Jews are a race in your context because you grouped them based on a physical trait; don't be lazy and just accept the incorrect Google AI answer - as Google AI often is)

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re: Second Easton Royal Flip Prediction | Sam Spiegelman

Posted by EulerRules on 8/5/26 at 1:37 am to Unchained

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He’s in no rush, and he doesn’t have to be in a rush. JMO

Fine, sir. I concur. If two teams are going to raise the NIL stakes up until NSD, then I sure wouldn't rush. It's business now, whether I like it or not,

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re: Biggest College Football Hall of Fame Snubs?

Posted by EulerRules on 8/3/26 at 2:28 pm to captdalton

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who have been - fairly or unfairly - snubbed

Cap'n, how does one get "fairly" snubbed? Seems to be an oxymoron to me.

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re: LSU - SEC title recent history

Posted by EulerRules on 8/3/26 at 2:19 pm to BIGJLAW

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you will continue to troll threads

Pretty sure he is the ONLY poster on the rant that does that. Anyway, some posts deserved to be trolled, though I admit, that's not my specialty, however... :lol:

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re: Bama's 2020 national title...let's clear the air.

Posted by EulerRules on 8/3/26 at 2:13 pm to captdalton

Captain, the 2020 Alabama team won the Natty fair and square and I agree with Bama fans that there is NO reason for an asterisk, but the fact that a lot of their opposing teams were missing many players, I find it difficult to assess how good they were. For all I know they might not have been as good as any of the preseason Top Four Teams that LSU beat in 2019. I just don't know how good that Alabama team was. Some Alabama fans think that Alabama team's season somehow "spoils" LSU's 2019 Championship team. That's impossible, but if they want to believe so, I have no problem with that. But I'm purty sure the overwhelming majority of college football talking heads (for what that's worth) and fans in the 49 states not named Alabama feel the 2019 LSU team was better than the 2020 Alabama team...by a wide margin. If you don't believe me, strike up a conversation with some of those people the next time you are out of state. Echo chambers are not very enlightening. Good luck to the Tide this year.

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re: Home run sign for autism awareness

Posted by EulerRules on 8/1/26 at 7:55 pm to mdomingue

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I'm convinced most engineers are at least spectrum adjacent.

We have 7 engineers in the family and none are even close, I know, I am a neurologist, so you need to find 8 who fall in the category you laid out. LOL Let’s tally ‘em up.

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