Uber Driver Takes Drunk LSU Girl On 1.4 Mile Ride For $276.57

By Larry LeoSep 20, 20164:57 pmDiscuss the story30
I think we can all agree this Uber driver knew exactly what he was doing when Allison here hopped into his car wasted after the LSU game on Saturday night...

But even worse...

I don't know what's worse, the fare or the farts. Either way that's messed up, man. Be careful out there kids.

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Breauxsif118 months
She'll get refunded because of the fricked route this idiot purposely took in order to cash in. The customer service email is a go to when shady shite goes down. However, she's screwed because she opted for the surge charge. She was probably too drunk to realize she selected the Select option.

Hopefully UBER fires this idiot driver for purposely trying to jack up the rate in time and distance.
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Volvagia118 months
Stuff like this never fails to astound me.



Layer after layer of technology, and it is used to let us know which uber driver are farting.
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TommyDaTiger118 months
Pics???????
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olddawg26118 months
So reading some of her tweets I came across this

Aug 14
'last night I made my uber take the long way home bc he was hot and I wanted to spend more time with him'

And given her love lust for BBC, I dunno how drunk she was but she may have been the culprit in all this...
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TigerDM118 months
She took an uber select which is double a regular uber, with a 5.9 multiplier going against contraflow, which forced the driver to go around. At regular rate, it would have been a $25 ride.

She should have been told this, the last thing anybody would want to do after an LSU game is to try and drive against conntraflow. She probably could walked there and back and back again in the time the ride took
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LSUsmartass118 months
I love how nobody notices she took an Uber Select on a 5.9x surge
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DeafVallyBatnR118 months
So for a ride in Uber it cost 200 plus to go 1 mile?
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DeafVallyBatnR118 months
Nevermind I got it now.
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Tiger in Texas118 months
You know the saying- once you go b.... we don't want you back!
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slackster118 months
Too much of a coward to type out the entire saying?
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BradPitt118 months
A lot of Mizzou fans downvoted this truthful maxim.
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Old Money118 months
She like dem black baws!
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DaleGribblesMower118 months
gross
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GRTiger118 months
Holy shite, those dance videos. :ahh:
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CtotheVrzrbck118 months
At least he only raped her credit card.
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PoppaD118 months
Big girl should have spent that on a bicycle. Would have lost pounds and had more money for Reggies.
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TigerOnTheMountain118 months
Wow, take a look at the girl's Twitter. I'm not entirely sure this isn't a joke and that driver is her baby daddy.
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Tshiz118 months
Judging by the Odell love, she likes the BBC
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cheezag03118 months
but isn't he a gay?
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AUbayedsolid118 months
So which one of you dickholes are Bryant?
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Warfarer118 months
The rate is pretty set in before you ever get in the car for Ubers I thought? I have never been charged anything more than what the estimate was when I ordered one in Nashville or Chattanooga.
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crewdepoo118 months
He probably blamed it on contraflow
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dred24118 months
Well at least he didnt rape and kill her.
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saint tiger225118 months
Great reporting Larry! This was only posted to the OT 3 days ago.
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El Campo Tiger118 months
It looks like Bryant will be farting all the way to the bank.

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