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I think we can all agree this Uber driver knew exactly what he was doing when Allison here hopped into his car wasted after the LSU game on Saturday night...
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But even worse...
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I don't know what's worse, the fare or the farts. Either way that's messed up, man. Be careful out there kids.

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Breauxsif94 months
She'll get refunded because of the fricked route this idiot purposely took in order to cash in. The customer service email is a go to when shady shite goes down. However, she's screwed because she opted for the surge charge. She was probably too drunk to realize she selected the Select option. Hopefully UBER fires this idiot driver for purposely trying to jack up the rate in time and distance.
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Volvagia94 months
Stuff like this never fails to astound me. Layer after layer of technology, and it is used to let us know which uber driver are farting.
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TommyDaTiger94 months
Pics???????
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olddawg2694 months
So reading some of her tweets I came across this Aug 14 'last night I made my uber take the long way home bc he was hot and I wanted to spend more time with him' And given her love lust for BBC, I dunno how drunk she was but she may have been the culprit in all this...
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TigerDM94 months
She took an uber select which is double a regular uber, with a 5.9 multiplier going against contraflow, which forced the driver to go around. At regular rate, it would have been a $25 ride. She should have been told this, the last thing anybody would want to do after an LSU game is to try and drive against conntraflow. She probably could walked there and back and back again in the time the ride took
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LSUsmartass94 months
I love how nobody notices she took an Uber Select on a 5.9x surge
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DeafVallyBatnR94 months
So for a ride in Uber it cost 200 plus to go 1 mile?
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DeafVallyBatnR94 months
Nevermind I got it now.
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Tiger in Texas94 months
You know the saying- once you go b.... we don't want you back!
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slackster94 months
Too much of a coward to type out the entire saying?
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BradPitt94 months
A lot of Mizzou fans downvoted this truthful maxim.
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Old Money94 months
She like dem black baws!
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DaleGribblesMower94 months
gross
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GRTiger94 months
Holy shite, those dance videos. :ahh:
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CtotheVrzrbck94 months
At least he only raped her credit card.
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PoppaD94 months
Big girl should have spent that on a bicycle. Would have lost pounds and had more money for Reggies.
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TigerOnTheMountain94 months
Wow, take a look at the girl's Twitter. I'm not entirely sure this isn't a joke and that driver is her baby daddy.
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Tshiz94 months
Judging by the Odell love, she likes the BBC
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cheezag0394 months
but isn't he a gay?
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AUbayedsolid94 months
So which one of you dickholes are Bryant?
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Warfarer94 months
The rate is pretty set in before you ever get in the car for Ubers I thought? I have never been charged anything more than what the estimate was when I ordered one in Nashville or Chattanooga.
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crewdepoo94 months
He probably blamed it on contraflow
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dred2494 months
Well at least he didnt rape and kill her.
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saint tiger22594 months
Great reporting Larry! This was only posted to the OT 3 days ago.
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El Campo Tiger94 months
It looks like Bryant will be farting all the way to the bank.
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