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Her husband said the couple had been visiting Hawaii from California for the past three weeks and was in the Aloha State when the pup was born.

'[We] saw the pup at Kaimana immediately after it was born,' he reportedly told DLNR. 'We’ve read all the safe viewing signs and abide by them. These seals swam up behind her and she was not aware of them...I believe all of the commotion on the beach likely added to her frustration.

'There is no one to blame here. All my wife did was go swimming and she happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

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SQMIZZOU•21 months

Second news in the broadcast was some dude getting his hand chopped off at a local 7/11.

Milf n Cookies•21 months

The idiot sustains, what amounts to, self-inflicted wounds, then someone takes the risk of rescuing her? My question is.....why?

Philzilla2k•21 months

Now that’s a great headline Larry.

Rex Feral•21 months

Is everyone from California a fricking moron?

denvertiger•21 months

Please-every year in Yellowstone we have to pull out some douchebag from Texas or Florida after they try to feed the Bison calf that looked so cute next to the 2k lb bull. Tourists are stupid and think that the world is Disneyland, complete with risk-free recreation. Most Americans lack the good sense that God gave a goat.

BLG•21 months

stupid wench

GetEmTigers08•21 months

people freaking out and bringin'deities into this like it's a shark attack

TerryDawg03•21 months

Forget the seal bite, what's up with the sword fight at the 7-Eleven?

Brummy•21 months

There can be only one

FATBOY TIGER•21 months

Darwin award winner

NoShow•21 months

Obligatory FAFO.

Hangit•21 months

Since she was told not to swim, by signs and lifeguards, does she win the Good Beachkeeping Seal of approval?

Odinson•21 months

Bitten woman stated”what they’re going to do? Bite me?”

Jay Quest•21 months

Holy hell, she thought splashing water in its face would be a good defensive move.

SWOK Sooner•21 months

I'm sure the signs were mansplaining so she didn't have to pay attention to them

tWildcat•21 months

The sign said no swimming but there is only so much a man can tell you, so much he can say.

It just wanted to give her a kiss from a rose by the gray.

DoubleDown•21 months

Damn, I'd try and throw as hard of punches to the nose as I could. Probably easier said than done when a 500lb animal is wanting to bite the shite outta ya though.

Skinny•21 months

Hawaiian broadcasters law. All members of the media must wear a Hawaiian shirt when reporting the news.

Lynxrufus2012•21 months

Her fate was nearly sealed.

DoubleDown•21 months

This wins.

3down10•21 months

You're just being seally.

denvertiger•21 months

Nice work

C•21 months

Loose seal!

KAGTASTIC•21 months

And she keeps swimming instead of trying to get to shore to her husband who is recording. She thought she would out swim their interest I guess. not sure what to think about him doing that and not trying to help her. and these dumbasses still found no fault in what she did. Californians are dumbasses.

LSUintheNW•21 months

You think she listens to her husband? Lol

Build a wall around CA!

Pepperoni•21 months

What a moron.
Turns out she is a teacher from California.

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