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Her husband said the couple had been visiting Hawaii from California for the past three weeks and was in the Aloha State when the pup was born.

'[We] saw the pup at Kaimana immediately after it was born,' he reportedly told DLNR. 'We’ve read all the safe viewing signs and abide by them. These seals swam up behind her and she was not aware of them...I believe all of the commotion on the beach likely added to her frustration.

'There is no one to blame here. All my wife did was go swimming and she happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

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SQMIZZOU

Second news in the broadcast was some dude getting his hand chopped off at a local 7/11.

Reply•10 months

Milf n Cookies

The idiot sustains, what amounts to, self-inflicted wounds, then someone takes the risk of rescuing her? My question is.....why?

Reply•10 months

Philzilla2k

Now that’s a great headline Larry.

Reply•10 months

Rex Feral

Is everyone from California a fricking moron?

Reply•10 months

denvertiger

Please-every year in Yellowstone we have to pull out some douchebag from Texas or Florida after they try to feed the Bison calf that looked so cute next to the 2k lb bull. Tourists are stupid and think that the world is Disneyland, complete with risk-free recreation. Most Americans lack the good sense that God gave a goat.

10 months

BLG

stupid wench

Reply•10 months

GetEmTigers08

people freaking out and bringin'deities into this like it's a shark attack

Reply•10 months

TerryDawg03

Forget the seal bite, what's up with the sword fight at the 7-Eleven?

Reply•10 months

Brummy

There can be only one

10 months

FATBOY TIGER

Darwin award winner

Reply•10 months

NoShow

Obligatory FAFO.

Reply•10 months

Hangit

Since she was told not to swim, by signs and lifeguards, does she win the Good Beachkeeping Seal of approval?

Reply•10 months

Odinson

Bitten woman stated”what they’re going to do? Bite me?”

Reply•10 months

Jay Quest

Holy hell, she thought splashing water in its face would be a good defensive move.

Reply•10 months

SWOK Sooner

I'm sure the signs were mansplaining so she didn't have to pay attention to them

Reply•10 months

tWildcat

The sign said no swimming but there is only so much a man can tell you, so much he can say.

It just wanted to give her a kiss from a rose by the gray.

Reply•10 months

DoubleDown

Damn, I'd try and throw as hard of punches to the nose as I could. Probably easier said than done when a 500lb animal is wanting to bite the shite outta ya though.

Reply•10 months

Skinny

Hawaiian broadcasters law. All members of the media must wear a Hawaiian shirt when reporting the news.

Reply•10 months

Lynxrufus2012

Her fate was nearly sealed.

Reply•10 months

DoubleDown

This wins.

10 months

3down10

You're just being seally.

10 months

denvertiger

Nice work

10 months

Loose seal!

Reply•10 months

KAGTASTIC

And she keeps swimming instead of trying to get to shore to her husband who is recording. She thought she would out swim their interest I guess. not sure what to think about him doing that and not trying to help her. and these dumbasses still found no fault in what she did. Californians are dumbasses.

Reply•10 months

LSUintheNW

You think she listens to her husband? Lol

Build a wall around CA!

10 months

Pepperoni

What a moron.
Turns out she is a teacher from California.

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