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She wanted to swim. They warned her, but did she listen? Nooooooooooooooooooo...
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Her husband said the couple had been visiting Hawaii from California for the past three weeks and was in the Aloha State when the pup was born.

'[We] saw the pup at Kaimana immediately after it was born,' he reportedly told DLNR. 'We’ve read all the safe viewing signs and abide by them. These seals swam up behind her and she was not aware of them...I believe all of the commotion on the beach likely added to her frustration.

'There is no one to blame here. All my wife did was go swimming and she happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

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SQMIZZOU22 months
Second news in the broadcast was some dude getting his hand chopped off at a local 7/11.
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Milf n Cookies22 months
The idiot sustains, what amounts to, self-inflicted wounds, then someone takes the risk of rescuing her? My question is.....why?
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Philzilla2k22 months
Now that’s a great headline Larry.
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Rex Feral22 months
Is everyone from California a fricking moron?
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denvertiger22 months
Please-every year in Yellowstone we have to pull out some douchebag from Texas or Florida after they try to feed the Bison calf that looked so cute next to the 2k lb bull. Tourists are stupid and think that the world is Disneyland, complete with risk-free recreation. Most Americans lack the good sense that God gave a goat.
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BLG22 months
stupid wench
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GetEmTigers0822 months
people freaking out and bringin'deities into this like it's a shark attack
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TerryDawg0322 months
Forget the seal bite, what's up with the sword fight at the 7-Eleven?
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Brummy22 months
There can be only one
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FATBOY TIGER22 months
Darwin award winner
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NoShow22 months
Obligatory FAFO.
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Hangit22 months
Since she was told not to swim, by signs and lifeguards, does she win the Good Beachkeeping Seal of approval?
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Odinson22 months
Bitten woman stated”what they’re going to do? Bite me?”
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Jay Quest22 months
Holy hell, she thought splashing water in its face would be a good defensive move.
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SWOK Sooner22 months
I'm sure the signs were mansplaining so she didn't have to pay attention to them
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tWildcat22 months
The sign said no swimming but there is only so much a man can tell you, so much he can say.

It just wanted to give her a kiss from a rose by the gray.
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DoubleDown22 months
Damn, I'd try and throw as hard of punches to the nose as I could. Probably easier said than done when a 500lb animal is wanting to bite the shite outta ya though.
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Skinny22 months
Hawaiian broadcasters law. All members of the media must wear a Hawaiian shirt when reporting the news.
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Lynxrufus201222 months
Her fate was nearly sealed.
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DoubleDown22 months
This wins.
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3down1022 months
You're just being seally.
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denvertiger22 months
Nice work
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C22 months
Loose seal!
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KAGTASTIC22 months
And she keeps swimming instead of trying to get to shore to her husband who is recording. She thought she would out swim their interest I guess. not sure what to think about him doing that and not trying to help her. and these dumbasses still found no fault in what she did. Californians are dumbasses.
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LSUintheNW22 months
You think she listens to her husband? Lol

Build a wall around CA!
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Pepperoni22 months
What a moron.
Turns out she is a teacher from California.
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