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Putin is calling the big dogs...or rather the "big dog"...ok, actually "Bigfoot"...to fight Ukraine...
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After retiring, the Daily Star reports that he has dedicated the past decade trying to prove the existence of the Russian "Bigfoot".

Such was his obsession, that he even appeared on the 2013 Channel 4 series "Bigfoot Files" trekking through the Siberian wilderness.

In 2011, he went on a separate mission to try and track down Bigfoot, as reported by an official Russian government press release.

"Valuev did not manage to meet the yeti itself but on the way, he discovered 'traces' such as broken tree branches," it read.

"By the time they reached the cave, the expedition saw gigantic footprints, similar to a human's."
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StupidBinder44 months
Imagine being old enough to have grandkids and being drafted to fight in a war you don’t even care about.
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mla010044 months
Wow, he's gonna make a Really-Big target!?!
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Fightin Okra44 months
One bullet is all it takes no matter the size
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HC8744 months
What a joke. Nice BIG target on the battlefield...point of aim, point of impact.
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ThurlNoonkester44 months
Has this war turned into one fight: my guy vs your guy? If not, what's his height and occupation matter?
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hophead44 months
Easier target? :)
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LSUvet7244 months
Lets see Bigfoot out run a sniper's bullet at 500 yards !
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FLObserver44 months
Have you seen the troops the russian army has called up? Wow they are desperate at this point.
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JackieTreehorn44 months
I’ll bash that big bastard with a shovel.
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CAS765944 months
That’s great! Lol
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Placekicker44 months
DRAGO!!!!!!!!!!
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Philzilla2k44 months
Shoot that egghead right off his shoulders.
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Jay Quest44 months
Maybe the U.S. needs to send another 10 billion or so to Ukraine to offset this Russian troop build-up.
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Twenty 4944 months
Valuev never managed to meet bigfoot, but now he gets a chance to meet a Ukranian bullet in his face.
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LesnarF544 months
"Bigfoot Hunting Boxer"? Better not let Vince McMahon see this guy!
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Willie Stroker44 months
Parents were either cousins or siblings
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Jabontik44 months
ok but they really needed bigfoot
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More like “Great Valuev”.
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HarryBalzack44 months
He's the missing link. A two-head, at best.
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Otis202244 months
There seems to be some evolutionary issues with that cranial cavity.
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Geaux Guy44 months
Don’t think there are many fist fights happening in Putin’s war.
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Rex Feral44 months
Daniel says hello
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