Putin Has Drafted A 7-Foot Tall Bigfoot Hunting Boxer To The Russian Army

Putin is calling the big dogs...or rather the "big dog"...ok, actually "Bigfoot"...to fight Ukraine...

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After retiring, the Daily Star reports that he has dedicated the past decade trying to prove the existence of the Russian "Bigfoot".

Such was his obsession, that he even appeared on the 2013 Channel 4 series "Bigfoot Files" trekking through the Siberian wilderness.

In 2011, he went on a separate mission to try and track down Bigfoot, as reported by an official Russian government press release.

"Valuev did not manage to meet the yeti itself but on the way, he discovered 'traces' such as broken tree branches," it read.

"By the time they reached the cave, the expedition saw gigantic footprints, similar to a human's."

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