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I thought I saw that we were first in the country in sacks..

Nah, they barely have more sacks than Princewill.

re: Top 25 poll thoughts

Posted by Heaphus on 10/4/26 at 4:41 pm to
Indiana hasn't come close to playing a team with a pulse yet.

re: Wtf are the faggies wearing

Posted by Heaphus on 10/3/26 at 6:14 pm to
Camouflage. They're trying to hide at home after the last couple weeks.
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Choking this game away is likely the last straw for Beamer

But, why? He's exceeded their historical win percentage 53% to 51%. They rarely have it this good. ??

re: Is Florida the next 2019 LSU?

Posted by Heaphus on 10/3/26 at 5:50 pm to
From #21 to #8 to out of the top 25. ??

re: Underwood

Posted by Heaphus on 10/3/26 at 2:23 pm to
Michigan is going to have to bench him. Lol

re: Blake Baker vs Joe Sloan

Posted by Heaphus on 9/29/26 at 7:08 am to
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This. Sloan is a clipboard holder.

Sloan is calling the plays, but from Stein's playbook, not that crap he was running here.
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Sure would have been nice to have Da’Quan Wright instead of Zach Grace on the goal line late after Trey’Dez got hurt.


Why? You'd just prefer watching Leavitt miss a wide open Da'Quan Wright, instead of a wide open Zach Grace?
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Burrow at 9 is crazy

Almost as crazy as Maye at 3.
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Lexington is just as bad as BR at night

Just....NO!
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Posted by Burt Reynolds

You died back in 2018, quit posting.
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Fraternities are hiding golf balls in the stadium.

I'm the stadium? Or, did you misspell "their asses"?
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Old Misses eye to eye with us

Against a far worse team than Louisiana Tech.

re: O line off-season additions

Posted by Heaphus on 9/13/26 at 4:14 pm to
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I know, I'm gonna be honest, some of these motherfrickers are fricking low IQ as frick,

Thank you, for pointing yourself out.
I'm seeing a pattern here. The etymology of the name Portnoy must mean retard.
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Trust me Lacy will be very involved

...in gaining negative yardage.
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Some of yall get so butthurt over stuff like this


Nobody is butt hurt about it. More like astonished at the sheer level of mental retardation that takes.


I believe OP nailed it!
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Max Johnson #100


Is that his ranking, or his age?

re: First LSU game I attended

Posted by Heaphus on 6/30/26 at 9:01 pm to
1975. Took an arse whipping from Florida in Tiger Stadium.

re: Lil Nuss Ineligible

Posted by Heaphus on 6/16/26 at 1:04 pm to
At this point, I'm sure they can find a judge in Athens to rule him eligible for the NCAA this year.