Checking In On 'World's Hottest Track Star' German Runner Alica Schmidt

She is objectively attractive.

Damn near perfect!!!

DEUTSCHLAND. Uber alles.

I need to know how tall she is to know if our offspring will dominate the trenches in the NFL in 25 years.

I bet she runs in the “Master Race”.


(Be sure to tip your waiter)

Above average.

Would put some bread in her oven

They are genuinely hotter in their track unis than they are when they are all insta’d up, trying to be hot.

She is almost perfect, but does fart in her sleep after too many Schnitzengruben.

A German wearing a Hugo boss brown shirt may not be the best choice of attire

would put tongue inside butthole.

Her face average at best

Hitler definitely would whack off to this everyday on the internet if Hitler was still alive today and had the internet!

Well, let's not forget about that other hot track babe...was she at A&M? I believe she's got this one beat at the wire. Scare some more of her up.

i like when female track stars have breasts (*cough* Lolo)

Definitely a breeder. Would...not pull out

Damnit Schmidt

Nice....I would sure like to mess with her Schmidtsal...

I love that now, in the age of Instagram and tik-tok, that all these women athletes are starting to check in on their sexuality.

I sure would like to hand feed her some weiner schnitzel in the hay.