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Last week, Costa Rican soccer player Jesus “Chucho” Lopez Ortiz was killed by a crocodile near the town of Santa Cruz after jumping into the Canas River...
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Beef Tits10 months
Taste like chicken to a croc
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Drizzt10 months
Are we sure he wasn’t faking to draw the red card?
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JackieTreehorn10 months
So did he shite the man out intact after he “devoured” him?
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JakeFromStateFarm10 months
Is it fricked up that I clicked this expecting to see a video of the incident?
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NOSTRODAMUS10 months
Do you know what “devoured” means?
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Skinny10 months
Sue Charlton is shook reading about this story.
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POTUS202410 months
Croc killed him somehow, I guess drowning. Then just paraded around with the body. Then got rid of the body, and they shot it, and then they found his body and brought it ashore.
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Cromulent10 months
How did the crocodile devour the guy then swim away with his body???
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Water Mocassin10 months
Why? Why swim in any water where crocs live? Stupidity is no excuse.
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WorkinDawg10 months
Dear lord. We were just in Costa Rica. Had a guy tell us to move cause “he saw a couple saltwater crocs in there”
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SelaTiger10 months
I’d bet he’s vaxxed.
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Jabontik10 months
better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think you're a dumbass than open it and prove it to them
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75503Tiger10 months
Chucho actually translates to crocodile food
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Tall Tiger10 months
Some of the jokes in here are hard to swallow.
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Alum6910 months
What's the crocodile devoured the soccer player it would be highly unusual to be able to swim off without the body.
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PsychTiger10 months
From the headline I was imaging a crocodile coming onto the field during a game and dragging the player to his death. I am a little disappointed.
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bricksandstones10 months
I won't even swim on a continent where crocodiles live let alone the same river.
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Mickey Goldmill10 months
There are crocodiles in North America...
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PsychTiger10 months
Crocodile just wanted to accept Jesus into his mouth.
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SirWinston10 months
:lol: good one, mate :cheers:
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Hangit10 months
See you later? After while...
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Glorious10 months
A croc that strikes a dude fishing on the bank…I understand killing it. But you jumped into its water. They are literally hardwired to kill and eat things trying to cross
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FATBOY TIGER10 months
And now that it's had a taste of human flesh?
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HeadChange10 months
Looks like they shot the crocodile for doing crocodile things
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This part of Costa Rica is the Nicoya peninsula. It's one of the world's 5 blue zones which are areas where there's a high concentration of people over 100 years old. Bro decided he wanted to assist in changing that status.
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LSU fan 24610 months
Nice long and unfunny joke
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