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"You Won't Be Safe in Joe Biden's America" - Joe Biden

Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:31 pm
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:31 pm
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:32 pm to
The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:32 pm to
Most honest politician since Mondale, apparently.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:32 pm to
the one time Joe is right.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:33 pm to
Is he quoting Trump in that segment?
Posted by AUin02
Member since Jan 2012
4280 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:33 pm to
Wish the clip was a few seconds longer to see him stammer and try to recover.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28536 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:35 pm to
There’s not enough time in the day to roast Biden on all of his actual issues, no need to misrepresent anything like this.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:35 pm to
The Donkey will get you!!

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Posted by Mrwhodat
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:36 pm to
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Most honest politician since Mondale, apparently.

quote:

A Freudian slip, also called parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that occurs due to the interference of an unconscious subdued wish or internal train of thought.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34507 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:37 pm to
Is that real?


Sounded kinda fake
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59567 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:40 pm to
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Is that real?


Sounded kinda fake


Some rectally-hemmorhaging admin believes so:

Posted by Mickey Goldmill
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:40 pm to
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Let's go to the tape!


Lets! 16:30 mark
"Trump and Pence are running on this....quote "You won't be safe in Joe Biden's America""

Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59567 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:41 pm to
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"Trump and Pence are running on this....quote "You won't be safe in Joe Biden's America""



And he's right.
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:43 pm to
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s that real?


Sort of. He was quoting Trump.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59567 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:44 pm to
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Mickey Goldmill


Since you can't change your tampon and link timestamped YT videos at the same time...

Clearly it's too complicated for you.

Again, where is the substance of what Biden is saying factually incorrect?
Posted by TheMuffinMan
Arlington, VA
Member since Apr 2011
405 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:46 pm to
This is dumb
Posted by Mickey Goldmill
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
23006 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:46 pm to
Lol you know what you were doing. You know its dishonest and you don't care. You do it all the time.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59567 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:49 pm to
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Lol you know what you were doing.


I'm posting Joe Biden saying those exact words, and it's correct.

Of course Trump and Pence are running on that statement. It's 100% true. Biden is only coming out against the rioting and looting because he's locked down the nomination now, and not condemning the actions is adversely affecting his and Heels Up's polling.

It's politically expedient for him to speak out now, but it wasn't 3 months ago.
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17066 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:50 pm to
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Lol you know what you were doing. You know its dishonest and you don't care.

Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
4932 posts
Posted on 8/31/20 at 1:52 pm to
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UnsafeJoe: “You won’t be safe in Joe Biden’s America”

HuhWhaJoe: "We're ... in the middle of a pandemic that has cost us more than 85,000 jobs as of today. Lives of millions of people. Millions of people. Millions of jobs. You know, and we're in a position where, you know we just got new unemployment insurance, this morning, uh, numbers”

WTFJoe: “so workers don’t have to leave work to uh to get uh uh to be fired in order uh when they get sick to be able to continue to live”

PlanetOrgyJoe: “I’d be much more engaged in the world, we can’t step back if in fact for example we solved the problem in the United States of America and you don’t solve it in other parts of the world, you know what’s gonna happen you’re gonna have travel bans you’re not gonna be able to do have have economic intercourse around the world”

VirtualJoe: “We may have to do a virtual convention. I know I think we should be thinking about that right now."

SlowerThanWeThoughtJoe: “No American should have to wait a single minute so Donald Trump can put his signature on a physical check."

GeographyJoe: “I suggested we should have people in China at the outset of this event, when it all started, in Luhan Province,” Biden said, meaning to refer to the city of Wuhan, in Hubei Province

ObviousJoe: "People who have never died before are now dying from coronavirus."

ProfessorJoe: “When I left the United States Senate, I became a professor at the University of Pennsylvania," Biden said. "And I've spent a lot of time -- and the University of Delaware has the Biden School as well, so I've spent a lot of time on campus with college students."

SloJoe: “They tell me there’s ways we can do teleconferencing via us all being in different locations,"

ImmunologistJoe: In the span of 10 seconds, Joe Biden: Mixes up the Coronavirus with the swine flu , Mistakenly calls the H1N1 virus (swine flu) the "N1H1", and Forgets the name of the Ebola virus, calling it "what happened in Africa?”?

DJ Joe: “Make sure you have the record player on at night… make sure the kids hear words.”

FounderJoeOrSomething: “ We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by the, go, you know the, you know the thing.”

WeekDayJoe: “ Super Thursday”

WhatevsJoe: “ I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate. Look me over, if you like what you see help out, if not vote for the other Bi- gimme a look though okay?”

BIDEN: “Alright Chuck”. WALLACE: “It’s Chris but anyway..”

SloFastJoe: “ Right here in the state of North South Carolina.”

SloJoe: “ I Worked with Deng Xiaoping, who died 23 years ago, on the Paris Climate Accord during the Obama administration.”

SloJoe: “ Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”

SloJoe: “ We’ll increase healthcare premiums and make sure care is not quality, only affordable.”

SlimJoe: “ Look, fatty, look, here’s the deal.”

SloJoe: “ My deceased son was the Attorney General of the United States.”

SloJoe: “ 150 million people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability.”

SloJoe: “ You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”

SloJoeFrazier: “ Fix the problem of violence against women by “punching at it and punching at it and punching at it.”

SloJoe: “ Implementing a childcare tax credit would put 720 million women back in the workforce.”

SloJoe: “ I’m looking forward to appointing the first African American woman to the United States Senate.”

SloJoe: “ Go to Joe 30330 and help me in this fight.”

SloJoe: “ I was arrested in South Africa while trying to visit Nelson Mandela in prison.”

TraderJoe: “ Clipping coupons at the stock market.”

IncestJoe: “ heres my wife and here’s my sister.”

SloJoe: “ I have the support of the “only” African American woman that had ever been elected to the senate”. while the other one was standing on the stage with him.

SloJoe referred to Bernie Sanders as “the president”, then, still unable to remember his name, called him “my friend Vermont”.

SloJoe: “ I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

JoePatel: “ You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."

SloJoegiBerra: “ If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong”

SloJoe: “ Anybody who can go down 300 to 3,000 feet in a mine, sure in hell can learn to code as well”

SloJoeForTrump2020: “We cannot get re-elect, we cannot win this re-election, excuse me. We can only re-elect Donald Trump”

SloBarak: “I’m an Obiden Bama Democrat”

SloJoe: “I’m Joe Biden’s husband and I work for Cedric Richmond” (Richmond is a congressman, in case you were wondering.)

SloJoe: “what year is it” “am I on camera”
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