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Why doesn’t Trump intervene in Haiti?

Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Jimmy Hold the Mayo
Member since May 2026
5 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:31 pm
It’s considered by many to be a borderline failed state, and it’s the poorest country in the western hemisphere. It also hasn’t had an acting president since the assassination of Jovenal Moïse in 2021. Commercial flights from the US into the capital, Port-au-Prince, have also been suspended since 2024 because most of the city is essentially controlled by gangs.

The US has seen an influx of migrants from Haiti since 2020. Why not send troops to Port-au-Prince to clean things up?
Posted by CastleBravo
Rapid City, SD
Member since Sep 2013
1887 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:31 pm to
Haiti is not threatening to nuke us (Iran), nor does it have a history of killing americans (Cuba).
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
5918 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:32 pm to
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The US has seen an influx of migrants from Haiti since 2020. Why not send troops to Port-au-Prince to clean things up?

Arm the migrants and send them back.

They gotta go
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
10762 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:34 pm to
because the Clintons fixed that decades ago
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
10877 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

The US has seen an influx of migrants from Haiti since 2020.


Not since January 20, 2025, when we had a new President take the reins.
Posted by VOR
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2009
68861 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:35 pm to
Is that a serious question? Surely you jest...
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71172 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:35 pm to
Haiti has almost nothing to offer us. Iran and Venezuela have natural resources that we want.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15586 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:36 pm to
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Why not send troops to Port-au-Prince to clean things up?

Are we supposed to spend the money to fix every shithole on the planet?

Edit: oh, another shithead
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Number of Posts: 4
Registered on: 5/22/2026
This post was edited on 5/24/26 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Mathieu
Gov. Gau's Frozen Wasteland
Member since Dec 2020
355 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:40 pm to
Iran and Venezuela also have histories of not being complete dumpster fires. Haiti has been a complete shithole since the French were overthrown and genocided. Let the DR handle them.
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6499 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:41 pm to
The only thing that could provide relief to Haiti would be parachuting in a million barrels of birth control pills.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50827 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:41 pm to
Don’t give him any ideas lol.
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
90892 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:43 pm to
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Why not send troops to Port-au-Prince to clean things up?
Somalia part deux.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61090 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:43 pm to
Toussaint L’Ouverture as cautionary tale?
Posted by eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
2848 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:45 pm to
The Dominican Republic and Haiti share an island. The Dominican Republic is fine and has tourism, etc.

Haiti on the other hand can't seem to get it together at all. No amount of money or intervention can fix that.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68547 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:45 pm to
Bc Haiti is like North Korea; whoever breaks it, owns it.
Posted by tigerfan 64
in the LP
Member since Sep 2016
6498 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

Why doesn’t Trump intervene in Haiti?

Absolutely no need to.
Hillary and the Clinton Foundation fixed their problems years ago.

It is now the Wakanda of the carribean.
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
4162 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:51 pm to
Just another example of low IQ population fricking it up and expecting someone else to fix it. We have literal pumped billions of $ into Haiti and it keeps getting worse not better. Not to mention the Clinton's using the aid as personal piggybank. Look at Haiti, Somaila, Yemen, Djibuti, most of Africa, there is a common demoninator. Hmmm ...
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
37375 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Why not send troops to Baton Rouge to clean things up?
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
15790 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 12:57 pm to
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It’s considered by many to be a borderline failed state, and it’s the poorest country in the western hemisphere. It also hasn’t had an acting president since the assassination of Jovenal Moïse in 2021. Commercial flights from the US into the capital, Port-au-Prince, have also been suspended since 2024 because most of the city is essentially controlled by gangs.

The US has seen an influx of migrants from Haiti since 2020. Why not send troops to Port-au-Prince to clean things up?


It's been that way for over 2 hundred years. The US has taken over at least once and to no avail.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102819 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 1:00 pm to
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It’s considered by many to be a borderline failed state


Borderline?
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