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re: What positions of authority would you be against giving to a Progressive?

Posted on 9/23/25 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by goatmilker
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Posted on 9/23/25 at 2:28 pm to
Positions of authority.
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 9/23/25 at 2:49 pm to
Every position, the true progressive liberal is emotionally disturbed.
Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
7150 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:08 pm to
Dog catcher
Toilet Bowl cleaner
Posted by CA Jones
Member since Jan 2021
292 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:15 pm to
I think it’s the way your question was worded. It’s almost like a double negative.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154549 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:18 pm to
Prep cook at my favorite restaurant.

Pizza delivery.

I don’t trust those nasty frickers.
Posted by Loner
Member since Sep 2025
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Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:21 pm to
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Should we make them wear a symbol, letter or something like a star?

Yes we should make them get a nose ring and cut their hair short and die it blue. Or force them to gain 100 lbs and get a neck tattoo. That will help us identify them
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:24 pm to
Teachers…
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
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Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

What positions of authority would you be against giving to a Progressive?

All of them.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68957 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:25 pm to
Any position that has authority over me.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19035 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:30 pm to
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Should we make them wear a symbol, letter or something like a star?
yes, they have the following required identifying markers:

1. purple colored hair with an asymmetric cut style
2. a gawdy nose ring, at least one. At least 11 piercings in the ears.
3. They must do enough drugs to make their eyes appear permanently crazed or dead (internee's choice)
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
12554 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:34 pm to
Anything from dog catcher on up…
Posted by TPAWZ
Member since Dec 2011
264 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:35 pm to
The one position the crazy progressives are perfectly qualified to fill:

Inmate at the Asylum.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
1770 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:54 pm to
It would be easier to do a list of positions I would give to a progressive.

Shoe shine man
Road kill removal


That's it. That's all I got. In order to fulfill the "authority" requirement of the question, assume they are Head Shoe Shine man and Road Kill Removal Manager. They have underlings.
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