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What happened to Biden's stage 4 cancer?

Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:29 pm
Posted by Tigerdew
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:29 pm
How did he go from stage 4 metastasized cancer to nothing in 5 months? I've seen that exact scenario kick the shite out of men much stronger than Joe. What a damn miracle, I guess.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:32 pm to
Remember that time when Biden was 7' tall?



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Posted by olemc999
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:33 pm to
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:35 pm to
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stage 4 cancer


That was his best body double
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:38 pm to
They didn't acknowledge the cancer until after he dropped out.

So if that debate doesn't happen, a guy with stage 4 cancer could be president.


But Trump is on blood thinners.


This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 1:38 pm
Posted by AlterEd
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Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:40 pm to
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How did he go from stage 4 metastasized cancer to nothing in 5 months?


It can be done. I've seen it done multiple times. And I don't say this to defend "Joe Biden" (if we are pretending the real Joe Biden is still around), but the idea that stage 4 cancer is an automatic death sentence is just not true.
This post was edited on 5/12/26 at 1:41 pm
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:40 pm to
He probably forgot about it.
Posted by Deek
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:41 pm to
Died from it years ago.
Posted by Mutt Myers
Member since Jan 2024
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:42 pm to
Dr Jill must have cured him.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:44 pm to
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I've seen that exact scenario kick the shite out of men much stronger than Joe.


It killed Scott Adams.
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:46 pm to
Yeah....you would think if his health was either getting worse or significantly improving, the media would be like: We have a Joe Biden health update.

Guy went from being president to totally dropping off the news radar. The only time they report on him is if he shows up at some car dealership or a Baskin Robbins and waves at people like Aunt Bethany in Christmas Vacation.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:47 pm to
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Died from it years ago.


Firing squad in 2019 is what killed Joseph Biden
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:50 pm to
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It can be done. I've seen it done multiple times. And I don't say this to defend "Joe Biden" (if we are pretending the real Joe Biden is still around), but the idea that stage 4 cancer is an automatic death sentence is just not true.

Not in five months. That is not true.

Especially when it is metastatic.

Could some of the tumors have disappeared? Yes. Could the main tumor, where it started, have shrunk or been surgically removed with margins taken ... yes.

But I disagree that you've see Stage 4 cancer of the kidneys, lungs, livers, colon, pancreas ... completely eradicated in five months. Even with the most aggressive immunotherapy combined with ivermectin and Fenbendazole. Especially not with chemo and radiation.

Stage One, Two, or Three ... yeah, possibility.
Posted by DeBoar
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Member since Jan 2024
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:51 pm to
People will forget about him and one day he will be 140.
Posted by captainFid
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:51 pm to
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Remember that time when Biden was 7' tall?

Well, not quite... Jim Comey w/ a mask and no lifts is still 6' 8" but the camera angle isn't great.
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
19738 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:52 pm to
He never had it.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
19241 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:55 pm to
Looks like Biden cured cancer after all
Posted by Judnnc
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:58 pm to
Brandon has been dead for years , cmon.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:58 pm to
If it has metastasized into other organs I don’t think that happens ?
Posted by BR Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2004
4697 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 2:00 pm to
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How did he go from stage 4 metastasized cancer to nothing in 5 months?


Where did you see that his cancer is gone? I haven’t seen that reported. He was receiving hormone therapy if I recall correctly, possibly with immunotherapy. That combination would typically stop the growth and shrink existing tumors for a while. His cancer had metastasized to his bones. Once that happens the cancer is never going away. He will die with cancer. But at his age and likely other health concerns, he won’t die *of* cancer. Prostate cancer certainly can kill. However, with modern treatments, it is more likely that the cancer will be controlled (stopped from growing) even if it is not possible to eradicate it, and the patient can live many years until they die of something else.

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