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re: We’ve allowed a man who can’t throw a baseball 40 ft

Posted on 7/23/20 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
56687 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 10:38 pm to
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He’s 79 years old.



That throw puts him in the bottom 2% for 79 year olds.
Posted by TerryDawg03
The Deep South
Member since Dec 2012
15785 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 10:38 pm to
To be fair, the pitch was more accurate than his 'rona predictions.

At least it was in the ballpark.

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26709 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 10:38 pm to
He’s the 10 year old who walks the entire side...
This post was edited on 7/24/20 at 6:29 am
Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
56687 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 10:40 pm to
quote:

To be fair, the pitch was more accurate than his 'rona predictions.

At least it was in the ballpark.



As Mickey said, he's 80. Why the frick are we allowing an 80 year old to lead this effort.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
21025 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 10:41 pm to
Never trust a man with no follow-through!
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7139 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 11:07 pm to
Do people not practice this shite and make sure they can accomplish a pitch before accepting the invitation? If I was invited to ride a bull as a demo to open a rodeo, I’d have to say, “I’m sorry - I can’t accept this honor because I don’t know how to ride a fricking bull.” Likewise.
This post was edited on 7/23/20 at 11:08 pm
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8188 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:12 am to
I know it's the cool thing to hate on Dubya around here, but he nailed the pitch under the spotlight.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59753 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:18 am to
Especially 50 cent. That dude could have spent a few days with a coach and probably fired a nice 2 seamer
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15850 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:23 am to
I wonder how far that nerd Einstein could have thrown a baseball.

You fricking idiot.
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
42941 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:30 am to
quote:

We’ve allowed a man who can’t throw a baseball 40 ft to lead our great nation into near economic and cultural ruin
Personally, I know that I always base my assessment of a person upon that person's athletic abilities. I can think of no greater measure of a man.

Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27196 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:32 am to
quote:

a man who can’t throw a baseball


period...
Posted by BTRDD
Member since Jun 2009
3400 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:33 am to
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To be fair:

We've also allowed vapid douchebags who CAN sling around sportzballz to similarly ruin our great nation with bullshite propaganda pandering.


Agree!
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40480 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:36 am to
He's also with Her!

Posted by Little Trump
Florida
Member since Nov 2017
5817 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 11:57 am to
Fauci is a girly man
Posted by Little Trump
Florida
Member since Nov 2017
5817 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 12:02 pm to
At 65 and relatively sedentary I bet I could knock him out, with boxing gloves on, in 30 seconds
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18895 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 12:02 pm to
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It’s crazy. I insist that every doctor I see has above average athletic skills or I walk out the door.


If you're going to put your dumb arse on display for the world, make sure you are up to the task. I would would hope my doctor was capable of that judgement.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 12:04 pm to
Dayummmmmmmmm
Posted by ericlagman
Member since May 2020
34 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 12:07 pm to
Next, let’s see if he can walk down a ramp.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112605 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Well he’s probably never had a ball in his hands... even his


I can understand a person who has never touched a baseball having a problem throwing it. But he claims to be a lifelong baseball fan. That implies that he at least played in little league. He should be able to lob the ball within 4 feet of the catcher.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
124186 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

We’ve allowed a man who can’t throw a baseball 40 ft
Ah you said "man"

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