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We’ve allowed a man who can’t throw a baseball 40 ft

Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:04 pm
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:04 pm
to lead our great nation into near economic and cultural ruin

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Posted by DeusVultMachina
Member since Jul 2017
4245 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:07 pm to
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We’ve allowed a man who can’t throw a baseball 40 ft


To be fair:

We've also allowed vapid douchebags who CAN sling around sportzballz to similarly ruin our great nation with bullshite propaganda pandering.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22908 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:07 pm to
frickin nerds.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108567 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:07 pm to
Listen I’d be terrible on the pitch and don’t think that should be a qualifier, but if you open yourself to such scrutiny, you deserve to be totally shite upon. A worse pitch than Baba Booey, which is really saying something.
Posted by Mickey Goldmill
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
23077 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:07 pm to
It’s crazy. I insist that every doctor I see has above average athletic skills or I walk out the door.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108567 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:08 pm to
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We've also allowed vapid douchebags who CAN sling around sportzballz to similarly ruin our great nation with bullshite propaganda pandering.



Exactly. I’m willing to bet that Andrew Cuomo and that piece of shite Bill De Blasio could throw a decent opening pitch, but that doesn’t mean I want them running shite.
Posted by CDawson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2017
16420 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:08 pm to
Pitch was as far left as his politics.
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
30729 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:11 pm to
Posted by NineLineBind
LA....no, the other one
Member since May 2020
6917 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:11 pm to
I would say he throws like a girl, but I know some girl softball players who would knock him in his arse. Don’t want to offend them.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:12 pm to
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It’s crazy. I insist that every doctor I see has above average athletic skills or I walk out the door.

Or at least the presence of mind to either practice or know their limitations and say "Thanks for the offer, but you'd be better off choosing someone else. But it is an honor to be considered."
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
46151 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:16 pm to
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to lead our great nation into near economic and cultural ruin



You’re starting to come around. You keep breathing in conservative air on the PT forum and you’re gonna get handed a coat baw.

Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:16 pm to
To be fair he throws better than Obama.
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45814 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:16 pm to
Let this be a life lesson, Never listen to a jockey
This post was edited on 7/23/20 at 9:18 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90679 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:17 pm to
It’s amazing to me how many people can’t throw a baseball even close to the target.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:18 pm to
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It’s amazing to me how many people can’t throw a baseball even close to the target.




To be fair... Michael Jordan, who actually did play baseball... put it 20 feet over the catchers head when he threw out the first pitch.
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:20 pm to



PS - Nice crowd.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:31 pm to
That was the most pathetic thing I’ve seen since Oklahoma’s defense.
Posted by GeauxTrain
Member since Sep 2019
1691 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:31 pm to
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We’ve allowed a man who can’t throw a baseball 40 ft to lead our great nation into near economic and cultural ruin


Would you prefer a man who can throw a baseball 40ft lead our great nation into near economic and cultural ruin? We tried that once already with W.

And here we are.
Posted by BornKjun
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2008
954 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:33 pm to
Should have chosen Dr. Birx
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
9483 posts
Posted on 7/23/20 at 9:44 pm to
This one won't be Mom Jeans

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