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Watching morbidly obese people in Kroger riding on scooters

Posted on 9/2/26 at 6:02 pm
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
3871 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 6:02 pm
You know who I am talking about.

Maybe since you can’t do anything with these people, we are just using them as an EBT pass through so that government money gets back into the private sector of the economy? Considering that many of them appear to have little financial discipline and even less impulse control.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
26070 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 6:09 pm to
I hears one today complainin' 'bouts da dorito chips she can't buy. She wuz aksin' the clerk how come. It was about to get violent up in there so I walk outside to get my Desert Eagle but my vehicle had been broken into by someone on a scooter.

You know the type.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25757 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 6:12 pm to
Mandatory Wegovy shots with ebt card.. that’s the way.
Posted by Django Unchained
Member since Sep 2025
1164 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 6:15 pm to
Ha! This would certainly lower consumption!
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
3198 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 6:15 pm to
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You know who I am talking about.


I remember these two from the Guinness book of world records.


Posted by AlwysATgr
Member since Apr 2008
21617 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 6:16 pm to
Those aren't Kroger scooters they ridin.
Posted by Uatu
The Dark Side of the Moon
Member since May 2022
726 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

I remember these two from the Guinness book of world records.


The McGuire twins. I remember watching them wrestle the Mighty Yankees back in the 70’s. They were riding their motorbikes in the parking lot before the matches started. Even took time to chat with a young Uatu!
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36748 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 9:28 pm to
We need our youth to embrace urban cow tipping.
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
11550 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

weagle1999


I always imagined you as one of the…

quote:

morbidly obese people in Kroger riding on scooters
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
159883 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 9:32 pm to
Wanna be more mad.

We paid for their scooters via Medicaid.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21404 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 9:50 pm to
Muh food insecurity.

Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
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Posted on 9/2/26 at 10:11 pm to



Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
5749 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 10:16 pm to
The future, courtesy of WALL.E

Posted by soonerinlOUisiana
South of I-10
Member since Aug 2012
2820 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 10:32 pm to
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I walk outside to get my Desert Eagle


I hope you have a set up that makes this sound whenever you draw that weapon.

Note to the “Um, actually” crowd: yes, we know it’s really a hawk.

Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
19350 posts
Posted on 9/2/26 at 10:34 pm to
We’ve all seen it, now it has a name
This post was edited on 9/2/26 at 10:39 pm
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 9/3/26 at 2:09 am to
These pics are
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
118119 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 4:13 am to
It's very rare at our Krogers in Bossier but very common right next door at the Wal-Mart. I guess Wal-Mart has more junk that the obese like to eat.
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
17672 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 4:48 am to
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I hears one today complainin' 'bouts da dorito chips she can't buy


I feel you bro, but dis white bitch teaching me arm exercises in a PT class gotta front butt covering her knees.
Posted by purpleblackandgold
BR
Member since Aug 2007
215 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 5:08 am to


Speaking of obese people
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
3198 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 5:36 am to
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Speaking of obese people


Overweight and obese are two different things. Google "Obese politicians" and you won't find Trump.

What you will find is a gallery of Chris Christie pics.
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