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re: Trump guiding Xi Jinping like Xi was the guest

Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:05 am to
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51861 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:05 am to
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When Trump gets to Heaven his first words to God might be, "Finally, we meet in person!"
This could be the basis for the plot upon which a very funny movie could be made where Trump goes to heaven, meets God, and says,
quote:

"You know, like yourself, I'm a builder, too. Your place here, it's beautiful. I love the touches you've put in. Gates made of pearl? Amazing stuff, I tell you. When you have some time, let's get together. I look around, and, well..., I think I can make some improvements that everyone will love!"
Posted by Techdave
Laffy
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:05 am to
I didn't know China had people that tall, outside of Yao Ming.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167350 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:07 am to
Lmao

He would redo the pearly gates with more gold.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167350 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:08 am to
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
49934 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:09 am to
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Once again, Trump is being played.


You're the one being played, as usual. We finally have a President, unencumbered by the corrupt political system, trying to do what's right for the American people. But, you're either too stupid to see it or else that chip on your shoulder controls what you think.

By all means, keep bowing at the altar of corrupt politicians like Hillary, Schumer, Obama, Pelosi, etc. and keep doing their bidding like the typical little Useful Idiot that you are.
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
4207 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:09 am to
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Trump is being played. Xi is even more strategic and skillful than Putin. Plus China always plays the long game, as originally conceived byMao. That’s not DJT’s strong point. Serious lack of impulse control and patience, not to mention lack of true diplomatic skill in the world as it actually exists( as opposed to what he wants it to be).


That's a BINGO! Congrats, you hit ALL of Reddit's finest talking points
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
23781 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:09 am to
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WTF are you talking about? Once again, Trump is being played. Xi is even more strategic and skillful than Putin. Plus China always plays the long game, as originally conceived byMao. That’s not DJT’s strong point. Serious lack of impulse control and patience, not to mention lack of true diplomatic skill in the world as it actually exists( as opposed to what he wants it to be).


I guess Trump has just been lucky all his life!!! Lol

Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
49934 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:11 am to
I have to admit. That was good stuff.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:14 am to
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If you click on thelastrefuge, a lot of good pics.

I caption this one...

Me Chinese me play joke but me took the pee pee out of your diet coke, now..

Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
49934 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:16 am to
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Oh, I get it. I just wish more Americans did…


You know what's really true? We get YOU.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
37988 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:19 am to
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Mr. President looks well rested there

Xi almost matches him in height. Never realized he was so tall before.

But you're right, bLuMpF looks rested and sharp. There goes the narrative about HiS hEaLtH that the Left has been trying to foment again.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51861 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:20 am to
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KCT


Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41779 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:22 am to
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I didn't know China had people that tall, outside of Yao Ming.


North Eastern Chinese are tall. Southern Chinese when you get closer to SEA are shorter on average. N > S on height there in general.
This post was edited on 5/14/26 at 10:23 am
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:27 am to
Trump is the most respected US President I’ve ever seen
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1468 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:28 am to
Sure, when you’re an autistic dolt(that’s practically the poster’s name), this would be funny to you.
Trump has the manners of a baboon and the brain of an amoeba. Of course he has no idea how to behave in this sort of setting.
Bragging and BSing your way through this situation and “pretending” to take charge might give you the chuckles, but I guarantee you the Chinese think he is a classless dolt. They will respect even less over this if that is possible.
They are very focused on manners and face. You can pretend it doesn’t matter and act tough, but the orange fool only weakens his position bit by bit by his lack of fundamental manners.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
63476 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:33 am to
Baw knows what he’s doing with Xi
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:36 am to
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WheyCheddar



LINK
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86170 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 10:39 am to
Enjoyed the Orange and Yellow. Creeped out by the choreographed kids acting like they are seeing Justin Bieber.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110949 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 11:13 am to
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Creeped out by the choreographed kids acting like they are seeing Justin Bieber.


It was all so wonderfully Maoist really.
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26087 posts
Posted on 5/14/26 at 11:15 am to
"This is an amazing carpet...amazing.. the best carpet I've ever seen"
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