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re: The Legend of RFK Jr Continues to Grow

Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:03 pm to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21759 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:03 pm to
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ATrillionaire


Is this thread going the way you envisioned?
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15546 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:07 pm to
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Coon pecker, city boy

Guy probably had no idea Aussies make coin pouches out of Kangaroo ballsacs.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12203 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:10 pm to
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world penis museum in Iceland


Probably full of BBC.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20408 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:11 pm to
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I have a walrus pecker on the shelf in my living room, much to my wife's dismay...

What about the eggs, man?
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:17 pm to
Heckin love RFK
Posted by PhillyTigerinOH
back and forth
Member since Apr 2026
69 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:27 pm to
RFK Jr. is a man who let a worm eat part of his brain and the remaining portion decided the best use of his time was dismantling the CDC, firing thousands of public health workers and suggesting that autism is caused by vaccines and Tylenol...a theory so thoroughly debunked it has its own Wikipedia disambiguation page.

He spent decades as an environmental lawyer, then waltzed into HHS and started gutting the very agencies that protect the food and water he once claimed to care about, all while pushing raw milk on a public that just wants to not get E. coli.

The worm, dining on a man who spread measles misinformation during an actual measles outbreak, presumably died of irony poisoning.

At this point the most impressive thing he's done is make people nostalgic for normal government incompetence.
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 8:29 pm
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
3296 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:39 pm to
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Is this thread going the way you envisioned?

Yes. It made some people smile. I know it made me smile. Did you smile?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21759 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:46 pm to
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Did you smile?


I definitely laughed!
Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
3296 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:56 pm to
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15546 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 9:05 pm to
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PhillyTigerinOH

Oh look here
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Number of Posts: 32
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Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
39860 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
3998 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 9:07 pm to
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WTF is that?


Coon dick.

Discerning Gentleman used to make toothpicks out of them.

Exactly how uncouth are you?
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
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Member since Jun 2011
2651 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 9:16 pm to
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WTF is that?


You’ve never heard of a coon pecker toothpick? How about a cow cock cane?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75158 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 9:29 pm to
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I have a walrus pecker on the shelf in my living room, much to my wife's dismay...

Careful who you tell that.
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
16460 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:19 pm to
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Raccoons are one of the rare creatures with penis bones.


Years ago my wife was on an industrial league softball team.
During a beer break the girls started talking about the Bobbit incident.
One of the women - she had 2 kids - said...."that must have been a really sharp knife to cut through that bone and all"

Crickets were all around.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6075 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 7:05 am to
baculum....Coon pecker
This post was edited on 4/16/26 at 7:14 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65438 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 7:14 am to
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ATrillionaire

Who gives a shite? Wake me when he starts wearing high heels and stealing people's luggage from the airport.

Clown.
Posted by Rekrul
Member since Feb 2007
9557 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 7:57 am to
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Coon pecker city boy


An up and coming rapper from BR?
Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
Member since Aug 2004
18636 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 8:15 am to
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Raccoons are one of the rare creatures with penis bones.

"The baculum (or penis bone) is an external skeletal bone found in the penis of many placental mammals, including most primates, rodents, carnivores, and bats. It lies above the urethra to aid in penetration, support long mating times, and aid in reproductive competition. Humans do not possess a baculum."
Not rare at all
Posted by junior
baton rouge
Member since Mar 2005
2652 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 8:47 am to
Careful, it may be illegal to sell or own, unless you got it from an Alaskan Native -

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