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That dawg Massie

Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:28 am
Posted by DeBoar
Cullman, AL
Member since Jan 2024
1737 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:28 am
He was single after his wife died and told Cynthia that he was proud he banged the hottest woman in Congress. My man! But we all know that’s why she’s helping him which is gross. Also gross he’s ran multiple campaign ads with his late wife when this and other hookups happened.

Here is a part of the interview it hasn’t dropped yet.

Posted by Gifman
Clearwater Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2021
18897 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:30 am to
Loomer got him
Posted by Adam Banks
District 5
Member since Sep 2009
37806 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:31 am to
Didn’t you already make this thread?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93345 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:31 am to
how many threads you going to start about this?
Posted by DeBoar
Cullman, AL
Member since Jan 2024
1737 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:32 am to
quote:

Didn’t you already make this thread?


Yeah and it was derailed just like you’re doing now. Have you even watched the clip?
Posted by jawnybnsc
Greer, SC
Member since Dec 2016
6000 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:32 am to
For some folks, p___y is like air or water. Not optional.
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
2929 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:34 am to
she's ok but i wouldn't call her hot
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89062 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:37 am to
If any of this that she’s saying is true, then it sounds like Massie is just a big talker. There’s no way a dork like that is slaying all that poon.

I mean, unless he’s playing the whole “grieving widower” card with them.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
90063 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:43 am to
quote:

he was proud he banged the hottest woman in Congress


uhm what? she is a Congress 9 and a real world 6 with major red flags

let's take look at Boebert a bit

her Mom got pregnant and had her at 18
Mom doesn't know who the dad is, or won't say.
Lauren says she doesn't know who her dad is
Lauren gets pregnant, drops out of high school and has the kid at 17
she later gets her GED at 34 years old
Boebert has four sons with her now ex-husband
she is 39 and is already a grandmother
apparently she had sex with Thomas Massie who is allegedly into some kinky and weird stuff

if she wasn't a US Rep, Boebert would be the typical divorced office manager cougar on the prowl in Aurora CO

hottest in Congress? No way. Not as long as Anna Paulina Luna is still in Congress
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65447 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:51 am to
Wow, so the same chick who was paid to spout the 'payoff' bullshite has more to say - to Laura Loomer.

You are absolutely manic, dude.
Posted by Adam Banks
District 5
Member since Sep 2009
37806 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:53 am to
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Have you even watched the clip?


No.


Because unless a crime was committed, which no criminal allegations have come forward that I can tell, I have learned a lesson from you Trumpers.


I’m not supposed to care about the intimate relationships of an elected official. Particularly a single straight one.
Posted by MikkUGA
Destin
Member since Jun 2014
2975 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:54 am to
Boebert is alright but she is no Luna.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16206 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 11:58 am to
quote:

You are absolutely manic, dude. ?


Check out the last few pages of his post history

I think there's 20 posts per page, and just glancing at the last 5 pages (100 posts) all but a handful are about Massie. The other few are about MTG

This is what obsession looks like. A break from the Internet might do MoT some good
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
16460 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

There’s no way a dork like that is slaying all that poon.


If you're fat, word gets around.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98124 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 12:02 pm to
Best way to get over your wife is to get under another staffer- Masshole
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13624 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 12:03 pm to
Who the hell cares what he did after his wife died.

I hope I’m never a widower, but if I ever find myself in that situation I don’t plan on marrying again, but I do plan on some meaningless, fun sex.
Posted by Patato Salad
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2009
1204 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 12:04 pm to
you have severe MDS
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60680 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 12:05 pm to
Laura Loomer is a disgusting whore
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
23149 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 12:27 pm to
She got right on it too. Knowing she could mount a widower with ease, her kink was satisfied.
Posted by DeBoar
Cullman, AL
Member since Jan 2024
1737 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 12:27 pm to
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