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re: So the Reddit neckbeards that went to Ukraine didn't work out

Posted on 3/16/22 at 1:14 am to
Posted by Canada_Baw
Member since Dec 2017
2489 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 1:14 am to
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Welll, we received training. Assumed we would be put in some sort of officer position because we succeeded at common core math and gender studies. Maxed out our uniforms, gun builds, built up our perks and everything. Heck we were so good they put us on the frontline. It was at this point we realized none of us had ever loaded, chambered or fired a rifle; we were woefully experienced. The Russians came at us and our LARP died in a blazing fire.


#LettersToHome
Posted by Craig86
Florida
Member since Oct 2012
2088 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 1:24 am to
You guys know this is just a giant troll right? Nobody from Reddit went to go do anything. Would be crazy though.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 1:25 am to
“I survived because the missiles struck the hard structures instead of the tents where I was,” Hieu said. “The Ukrainians offered to take anyone who didn’t want to keep fighting after the missile strike back to the border.”

Of the 23 volunteers that had been staying in his tent, only seven decided to remain, Hieu said, adding he chose to stay because he still believes in the Ukrainians and wants to help.

LINK
Posted by David_DJS
Member since Aug 2005
22714 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 1:42 am to
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You guys know this is just a giant troll right? Nobody from Reddit went to go do anything. Would be crazy though.


No different than just about everything else. If you’re smart, you believe nothing seen, heard or read on any media, uttered by any expert anywhere, reported by any government/agency, or found in any press release from any organization, institution or business anywhere.

Name the event/story of any import over the last five years that hasn’t been completely twisted by nearly all parties in the public domain. We can’t even have a bad virus without being gaslighted to hell by governments, media, and even the medical industry.
This post was edited on 3/16/22 at 1:44 am
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 2:17 am to
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You guys know this is just a giant troll right? Nobody from Reddit went to go do anything. Would be crazy though.


According to who? You? Don't you believe the media? Because it's reported by multiple western news rags, including gung-ho veteran themed ones like Task & Purpose as linked above -

It would seem you have underestimated stupidity.

Never underestimate stupidity.


Anyway Russia has already deemed western 'mercenaries' as illegal combatants. They are out there. And if the ruskies catch you, they have a green light to execute you on the spot.
This post was edited on 3/16/22 at 2:19 am
Posted by sheek
Lake Chuck
Member since Sep 2007
44150 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 2:22 am to
The CIA was gonna use these Reddit legions to build up the American death count in the Ukraine theater to justify going to war with Russia. And it backfired. Win for the good guys
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
54026 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:06 am to
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Those guys had the balls to go and do just that. They apparently sucked at it, but they had the balls to do it.


Is it balls or ignorance, though? They clearly had no idea as to what they were getting into…
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10212 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 3:09 am to
War ain't COD and this is not our fight. You have to be shite stupid to go into the middle of a war zone with no training, no experience, and joining an incapable force. The Russians and Eastern bloc have not really changed their style of war either. Nothing precise or planned just fricking chaos.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59252 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 7:24 am to
They thought this would be like CHAZ on steroids.

That lugnut with the pronouns on his chest...
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
21898 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 8:01 am to
Posted by FlyingTiger1955
Member since Jan 2019
5765 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 8:01 am to
Damn and they won all the video game wars they played.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182305 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 8:02 am to
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You guys know this is just a giant troll right? Nobody from Reddit went to go do anything.



A group did go then got blown the frick up
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16595 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 8:14 am to
Is it wrong that this makes me happy?
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89033 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 8:27 am to
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You guys know this is just a giant troll right? Nobody from Reddit went to go do anything.


We damn sure know that after all your big talk, you didn’t go.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40971 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 8:35 am to
I'm still trying to figure out how this is Trump's fault.
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
11780 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 8:38 am to
Is that an Oompa Loompa in the middle?



Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
24836 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 9:53 am to
So in summary, real war is nothing like Call of Duty and if you don’t know what you’re doing you will get your shite pushed in.

I knew that before Captain neckbeard tried to educate the masses.
Posted by SportTiger1
Stonewall, LA
Member since Feb 2007
29860 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 10:40 am to
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You could sit with pen and paper for years trying to dream up the most bizarre, outrageous screen play imaginable and still not come close to the reality playing out before us.


well said.
Posted by duggant
Texas
Member since Jan 2022
103 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 10:43 am to
What a disaster.
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10175 posts
Posted on 3/16/22 at 10:44 am to
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I know I shouldn't lol but I can't stop laughing about an idiot from Reddit shooting at an APC with a fricking AK


To be honest, a Russian BTR can be penetrated pretty easily by 7.62x39 steel core ammunition. Those things are pieces of shite. Not certain what type APC our neck-bearded Hero of the People's Republic of Reddit was shooting at though.
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