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Sen. Rand Paul performs Heimlich Maneuver on choking Joni Ernst

Posted on 11/30/23 at 1:50 pm
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44577 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 1:50 pm
Fox News

Well done, Doc.
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Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., performed the Heimlich maneuver on Sen. Joni Ernst, R-Iowa who was choking on food.

The incident happened on Thursday during a Senate lunch, a source told Fox News Digital.



Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., performed the Heimlich maneuver on Sen. Joni Ernst, R-Iowa, because she was choking on food. (Getty)
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 1:52 pm to
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
3281 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 1:52 pm to
Good job Rand. Saved a life and got him a feel
Posted by TDFreak
Dodge Charger Aficionado
Member since Dec 2009
7545 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 1:54 pm to
Just think about it for a moment: We have to remind a sitting Senator to chew ten times before swallowing. Egads!
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
14727 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 1:54 pm to
They all eat the biggest and most expensive steaks for their appetizers. It’s a great life they all live
This post was edited on 11/30/23 at 1:55 pm
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
113115 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 2:28 pm to
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They all eat the biggest and most expensive steaks for their appetizers. It’s a great life they all live


It's probably not steaks. I asked the wife about E.R. choke patients and she said it's usually fish or chicken bones. They ordered filet or boneless but the preparer missed one bone that got lodged in the throat.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44577 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 2:41 pm to
It’s the chips and salsa that always screw with me.
Or maybe it’s just the supercharged speed I use when going at the basket?
Posted by thebigmuffaletta
Member since Aug 2017
13616 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
113115 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Or maybe it’s just the supercharged speed I use when going at the basket?


That's my two big dogs. They each think 'If I just swallow without chewing I can get some of his food, too." Then they start coughing.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
100207 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 3:07 pm to
We all know what Aggies are usually choking on.
Posted by Jack Bauers HnK
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
5771 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

It's probably not steaks. I asked the wife about E.R. choke patients and she said it's usually fish or chicken bones. They ordered filet or boneless but the preparer missed one bone that got lodged in the throat.


What about the people who choke and don’t make it to the ER?
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
10650 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 3:44 pm to
Were they dense?
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
35594 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 4:23 pm to
Rand Paul sexually assaults Joni Ernst from behind!!!

From your favorite Carron at Deadspin…probably.

This post was edited on 11/30/23 at 4:26 pm
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
113115 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 4:26 pm to
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What about the people who choke and don’t make it to the ER?


Chocking on a bone doesn't stop all breathing. Those bones are very thin. If you swallow a bone the size of your throat you really should just die.
Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
807 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

It’s the chips and salsa that always screw with me.


Arugula is what gets me.

Rodo
Posted by DellTronJon
Member since Feb 2010
1338 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 5:50 pm to
Another reminder that Rand Paul is a better Dr. than Fauci.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28733 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:05 pm to
We don't deserve Rand, but he's the absolute best person we have in our governing apparatus.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21809 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 9:04 pm to
Chick Fil A chicken biscuit almost took me out one time
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