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Sen. Rand Paul performs Heimlich Maneuver on choking Joni Ernst

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Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., performed the Heimlich maneuver on Sen. Joni Ernst, R-Iowa who was choking on food.

The incident happened on Thursday during a Senate lunch, a source told Fox News Digital.



Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., performed the Heimlich maneuver on Sen. Joni Ernst, R-Iowa, because she was choking on food. (Getty)


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Good job Rand. Saved a life and got him a feel


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Just think about it for a moment: We have to remind a sitting Senator to chew ten times before swallowing. Egads!


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They all eat the biggest and most expensive steaks for their appetizers. It’s a great life they all live
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They all eat the biggest and most expensive steaks for their appetizers. It’s a great life they all live


It's probably not steaks. I asked the wife about E.R. choke patients and she said it's usually fish or chicken bones. They ordered filet or boneless but the preparer missed one bone that got lodged in the throat.


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It’s the chips and salsa that always screw with me.
Or maybe it’s just the supercharged speed I use when going at the basket?


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Or maybe it’s just the supercharged speed I use when going at the basket?


That's my two big dogs. They each think 'If I just swallow without chewing I can get some of his food, too." Then they start coughing.


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We all know what Aggies are usually choking on.


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It's probably not steaks. I asked the wife about E.R. choke patients and she said it's usually fish or chicken bones. They ordered filet or boneless but the preparer missed one bone that got lodged in the throat.


What about the people who choke and don’t make it to the ER?


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Were they dense?


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Rand Paul sexually assaults Joni Ernst from behind!!!

From your favorite Carron at Deadspin…probably.

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Zach
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What about the people who choke and don’t make it to the ER?


Chocking on a bone doesn't stop all breathing. Those bones are very thin. If you swallow a bone the size of your throat you really should just die.


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It’s the chips and salsa that always screw with me.


Arugula is what gets me.

Rodo


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Another reminder that Rand Paul is a better Dr. than Fauci.


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We don't deserve Rand, but he's the absolute best person we have in our governing apparatus.


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Chick Fil A chicken biscuit almost took me out one time


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