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re: San Francisco puts up theft warning signs...for the thieves
Posted on 6/30/24 at 12:04 pm to WaterLink
Posted on 6/30/24 at 12:04 pm to WaterLink
quote:It's not legally allowed. Below $950 is reclassified from a felony to a misdemeanor (same as a first time illegal border crossing, which I think you should do also).
just steal (can it even considered theft if it's legally allowed?)
quote:
Quic search online, a round trip flight to San Fran is $240. So I could theoretically pay $240 and just steal (can it even considered theft if it's legally allowed?) $950 worth of clothes, groceries whatever and just come back home.
I halfway hope enough people around the country come to this conclusion and rob that city blind.
I certainly hope you and many others go through with this fulsome plan of yours. I promise to lead your gofundme appeal when you are in jail and broke due to fines paid.
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Posted on 6/30/24 at 12:05 pm to The Pirate King
Onion or Babylon Bee ?
Posted on 6/30/24 at 12:07 pm to Tasseo
You can easily find one handbag in Louie Vuitton San Fran store in the photo, worth $950. Or one pair of shoes or perfume. Two items stolen there would land them in jail.
There were little house on the prairie tennis shoes made to look trashy, with holes and dirt smears or something---- worth $1000. Are they still in fashion?
There were little house on the prairie tennis shoes made to look trashy, with holes and dirt smears or something---- worth $1000. Are they still in fashion?
Posted on 6/30/24 at 12:08 pm to captron
quote:Ordinary fake.
Onion or Babylon Bee ?
Posted on 6/30/24 at 12:14 pm to imjustafatkid
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Is that 950 per individual theft or day?
To my understanding, it's per individual theft.
Good thing those who are doing the stealing are all pursing their Masters in Mathematics so they can keep up with the calculations.
This post was edited on 6/30/24 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 6/30/24 at 12:39 pm to Macfly
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bet those signs will be stolen. They're too funny.
Only if they cost $949 or less.
Knowing SF, it probably cost the taxpayers $250k per sign.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 12:44 pm to The Pirate King
Mais just take the first 950 to da camp and go back out for more
Posted on 6/30/24 at 12:44 pm to WaterLink
quote:Imagine if you stayed 3 or 4 days and paid extra for luggage (pocket change)
Quic search online, a round trip flight to San Fran is $240. So I could theoretically pay $240 and just steal (can it even considered theft if it's legally allowed?) $950 worth of clothes, groceries whatever and just come back home.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 12:44 pm to The Pirate King
Hang on with that Junebug, let me get my calculator out and see if we over the limit.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 12:48 pm to Nosevens
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Is that 950 per individual theft or day?
I had a solution for this that I'm really surprised it's being deployed.
Mark literally everything on the shelf at $1000. Wrist watch, 4-pack of toilet paper, bunch of bananas, literally anything and everything, $1000.
Once they are checking out and paying, apply a register discount to each item that could be called something like a "thank you for not stealing discount" and lower the total to actual retail price.
The dindu mobs of flash looters would think twice knowing they'd catch a case of felony grand theft over a pack of Big League Chew.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 1:06 pm to The Pirate King
I’m tempted to go to San Fran for a week and steal a ton of shite each day, and come back and sell it and make some money.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 1:15 pm to The Pirate King
What a shite pit
Like who chooses to live like this.
Like who chooses to live like this.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 1:16 pm to WaterLink
quote:
Quic search online, a round trip flight to San Fran is $240. So I could theoretically pay $240 and just steal (can it even considered theft if it's legally allowed?) $950 worth of clothes, groceries whatever and just come back home. I halfway hope enough people around the country come to this conclusion and rob that city blind.
This doesn’t apply to white people. You’ll be in jail forever.
You could claim to be trans or non-binary or something though. Then you’re set.
Posted on 6/30/24 at 1:17 pm to The Pirate King
Wasn’t that store in SF where the guy prices everything for $951 and gave you a coupon for the normal price?
Posted on 6/30/24 at 1:19 pm to The Pirate King
They will steal under $950 and come back 5 minutes later and steal again. Rinse and repeat.
Posted on 7/1/24 at 11:34 am to TigerAxeOK
I saw where this was actually done at a company
Posted on 7/1/24 at 11:43 am to Nosevens
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Is that 950 per individual theft or day?
No, it’s per victim over a 2 year period, I believe. So, you can steal $950 per brand. Also, multiple locations of the same store (ie two different targets) count as the same victim.
Target has a pretty intense shoplifter surveillance program. They use video to track every customer in their stores and record any and all shoplifting. As soon as a shoplifter crosses the threshold of goods stolen to qualify for prosecution in their locality, they forward the video evidence and receipts to law enforcement.
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