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Salon fantasizes a Kackles Independence Day

Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:04 am
Posted by uggabugga
Maryland
Member since Aug 2024
5302 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:04 am
Sounds like a nightmare to a normal person.
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Harris’ address at the site of the Declaration’s signing does not shy away from America’s contradictions. She references slavery alongside liberty, exclusion alongside opportunity and struggle alongside progress. Instead of presenting history as either flawless or irredeemably broken, she portrays the United States as an ongoing democratic experiment whose greatest strength lies in its ability to reform itself. Harris ends her Philadelphia pilgrimage with a quiet, deliberate visit to the President’s House, where George Washington and John Adams lived during the bulk of their presidencies, and where the structural slavery exhibit still stands as a testament to the nation’s complex foundations.

Back in Washington, D.C., the atmosphere feels less like a presidential production and more like a national family reunion. Instead of the protective fortification of concrete barriers and razor wire, the National Mall is marked by a sprawling, deliberate openness. The air carries the distinct rhythm of go-go music — a genre founded in D.C. —  drifting from a stage near the Smithsonian and mingling with the scent of street food from vendors who have set up shop along paths not too heavily policed. The official semiquincentennial parade down Constitution Avenue is led not by military armor but by marching bands from the nation’s Historically Black Colleges and Universities. Gospel choirs, country musicians, jazz ensembles, mariachi groups, Indigenous performers, military bands and local community orchestras share stages throughout the city. 

The diversity — of people, of music, of food — is intentional and natural: In Kamala Harris’s America, patriotism is defined less by isolated executive spectacle than by systemic civic participation. This broader, decentralized spirit manifests visibly across the country. Libraries host readings of the Declaration of Independence. Museums waive admission fees. National parks feature volunteer service projects. Small towns hold July Fourth breakfasts for first responders and military families, city neighborhoods stage local history walks and the Smithsonian offers nationwide digital exhibits that are accessible all year to nearly every public school classroom. Instead of treating history as a static, unyielding marble monument to be worshiped blindly, the nation is encouraged to treat it as a shared inheritance — one that has been unevenly distributed across generations, but that remains collectively owned. 

The Harris administration would treat the Fourth as a civic report card: Here is what the country has done, here is who has benefited and here is what still needs fixing before the 300th. In that world, fireworks might be accompanied by announcements about climate resilience projects or summer meal expansions for children.


After that they commence wailing about Orangemanbad.

Thank GOD we will never experience their alternative reality.

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Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5125 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:06 am to
All of that sounds retarded and annoying, just like her.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99133 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:07 am to
Never forget VOR and Nawlinstiger both voted for her as "men" and claimed she would win in a landslide
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
10373 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:08 am to
We’d have (at least) an additional 10 million “migrants” by now, DEI would still be on full attack, and Kamabla would be inebriated off her fanny the entire holiday weekend.
Posted by bluestem75
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2007
5205 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:15 am to
This article is intended to do one thing: keep liberals in their philosophical and psychological bubble. Keep them in their fantasy that, if only she had won… without having to consider honestly why Trump won in 2024.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
39105 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:18 am to
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Salon fantasizes a Kackles Independence Day

Sounds like a nightmare to a normal person.




This post was edited on 7/4/26 at 8:20 am
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
44881 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:22 am to
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VOR and Nawlinstiger


Posted by thetempleowl
dallas, tx
Member since Jul 2008
16085 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:23 am to
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The Harris administration would treat the Fourth as a civic report card: Here is what the country has done, here is who has benefited and here is what still needs fixing before the 300th. In that world, fireworks might be accompanied by announcements about climate resilience projects or summer meal expansions for children.


I guess this sounds like fun of you are a Democrat.

What a horrible picture of a fourth of July.

We have a lot to be proud of as a nation.

And today is our independence day. A day to celebrate the many things we do better than anywhere else in the world.

I bet the many of the world cup fans will celebrate more than democrats.

Progressives are at their core mentally ill and depressed individuals. They can just stay home. We will celebrate enough for everyone!
This post was edited on 7/4/26 at 8:35 am
Posted by uggabugga
Maryland
Member since Aug 2024
5302 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:30 am to
quote:

This article is intended to do one thing: keep liberals in their philosophical and psychological bubble. Keep them in their fantasy that, if only she had won… without having to consider honestly why Trump won in 2024.

Very true.
They'd prefer to fantasize about Semiquincentennial coins decorated with trannies than even tangentially consider why they lost.
Of course the author is from the execrable Media Matters so it's going to be pretty bad.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
48409 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:31 am to
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does not shy away from America’s contradictions. She references slavery




quote:

Back in Washington, D.C., the atmosphere feels less like a presidential production and more like a national family reunion


Whoa, wait a minute. These are the same people who were GIDDY as school girls over Barack's fake Greek columns at his emaculation speech at the 2008 DNC. The Hollywood level stage props, the lighting, the camera angles, all of which had to be PERFECT not just for the country but for all of human HISTORY! Which of course they were on the right side.
This post was edited on 7/4/26 at 8:38 am
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
7121 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:36 am to
Division, identity politics, brown uber alles.

Sounds typical of the globalist left.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3115 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 9:35 am to
Now they're writing stupid bitch fan fiction. Your retard lost. Let it go.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
39410 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 9:40 am to
What the hell even is this? What kind of loser sits around fantasizing about this sort of shite and then decides it's a good idea to put pen to paper on it?
Posted by uggabugga
Maryland
Member since Aug 2024
5302 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 10:33 am to
Sad, frustrated leftists for whom seeing the rest of the country proudly and unapologetically celebrate 250 years of freedom is their worst nightmare.
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
24937 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 10:43 am to
These post-modern spins on 18th century America has become so boorish at this point. Literally these people were born in a British world of slavery and oppression. Sorry they could not solve all the ills of the world one go, but if not for them there would never has been an America and later the same country defeated an internal domestic, terrorist minority that wanted to keep the a horrific system going. There were a lot of American sons and fathers that died and saved the union.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12713 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 10:47 am to
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The diversity


Makes you weaker not stronger. Japan, South Korea, Iceland, Finland, and even Poland yes even The Poles have figured this out yet the United States keeps importing low IQ people from all over the Third World both legally and illegally. Make it make sense.
Posted by 1897
Member since Apr 2018
986 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 11:14 am to
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Kackles


I read this as kankles and thought we were still fantasizing about Hillary
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