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Rolling Stone wonders why Trudeau isn't president

Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:23 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78036 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:23 pm




quote:

He speaks in a modulated, indoor voice. His dark hair is a color found in nature. At home, there is a glamorous wife and three photogenic children, still not old enough to warm his seat at next week's G-20 summit or be involved in an espionage scandal.


this is how you melt
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51798 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:23 pm to
This is just stupid.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118758 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:25 pm to
Because he's doesn't even qualify to be POTUS.
Posted by artisticsavant
Member since Mar 2017
5008 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:25 pm to
Seems like it's been around ten years (or more) since RS was relevant.
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52787 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

till not old enough to warm his seat at next week's G-20 summit or be involved in an espionage scandal.


because

Canada Gives 'Convicted Terrorist' $8 Million; Rejects His U.S. Victims

and Trudeau tried to cover it up from the press.
This post was edited on 7/26/17 at 12:26 pm
Posted by Kino74
Denham springs
Member since Nov 2013
5343 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:25 pm to
Well for starters he was not born here. The Rolling Stones is at the same level as the national enquirer.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17143 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:27 pm to
Don't they have some fake rape account or some fake university story to publish? Why they trying to turn our "wat" into Canada's "eh"?
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41669 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

"Why Can't He Be Our President?"
The Constitution?
Posted by Fast Eddie
Cenla
Member since Jun 2005
460 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:29 pm to
I'm shocked Matt Taibbi didn't write it

Here's some advice to the writer: if you want him so bad, move there. If you can get past the immigration requirements.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39424 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

this is how you melt


Honestly, the lib reaction is the best part of the Trump presidency
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32697 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:32 pm to
LOL, who thought that would be a good tagline for the cover of the magazine?
Posted by Machine
Earth
Member since May 2011
6001 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

this is how you melt

lol, this is how YOU melt
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:34 pm to
Well, he's not a natural born citizen, for starters...
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95311 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:34 pm to
Rolling Stone is probably still wondering why they are getting their asses sued off in Virginia and why people are upset they put the Boston Marathon bomber on the cover.
Posted by Machine
Earth
Member since May 2011
6001 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

LOL, who thought that would be a good tagline for the cover of the magazine?

i imagine somebody with a higher iq that expected other people to read it and see it was clearly a joke playing on the fact that he's diplomatic and trump is a child, not expecting the mouth-breathers of tigerdroppings to interpret this as a legitimate question.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27470 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:45 pm to
Well, for starters, he's Canadian. beyond that point nothing else matters.
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32697 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

His land races toward inclusion, while our nation builds walls and lusts for an era of vanilla homogeneity that ain't coming back. At this moment, Justin Trudeau's Canada looks like a beautiful place to ride out an American storm.


Was that supposed to be the punchline to the long joke that was a fawning, but serious, expose on Trudeau?
Posted by Machine
Earth
Member since May 2011
6001 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Was that supposed to be the punchline to the long joke that was a fawning, but serious, expose on Trudeau?

not sure if there was a punchline but the jest of it is "we'll take anything but Cheato Supreme"
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422393 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

but the jest of it is "we'll take anything but Cheato Supreme"

no
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39424 posts
Posted on 7/26/17 at 12:58 pm to
Shhhh. The adults are talking.
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