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‘Reasonable Blackman’ memes have burst onto X.com

Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:07 pm
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
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Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:07 pm
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Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:11 pm to
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:12 pm to
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21594 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:18 pm to
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I shall not abandon the child I am having with this large white female.
quote:

The meal was delicious and here’s a 20% tip

Some of them are pretty humorous.
This post was edited on 6/16/26 at 11:33 pm
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18515 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:22 pm to
Waiting for the speaker phone in public one.
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
16786 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:27 pm to
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Waiting for the speaker phone in public one.


And him proclaiming that he's from the slapahoe tribe.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82827 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:40 pm to
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
13691 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:53 pm to
I do like the look of those wheels, but the cost is more than the value of my car. Maybe I will get my muffler fixed instead.

-Reasonable Blackman
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82827 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 12:05 am to
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”I should purchase a belt for these trousers.” - Reasonable Blackman



quote:

“I shall refrain from fisticuffs when the midnight buffet on the cruise runs out of chicken wings”-Reasonable Blackman
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 12:15 am
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34158 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 1:11 am to
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"This chirping has gone on for 5 minutes already, I had better grab/acquire a step ladder and change these batteries. In fact I may as well change the batteries in all of these devices while I am at it to prevent future chirps and ensure my family's saftey"
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26638 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 1:22 am to
Why no, I do not believe I would ever have occasion to willfully misrepresent a garage door pull as an instrument of death. To the reasoned mind, such ideas are preposterous.

- Reasonable Blackman
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 1:25 am
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
28370 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 3:46 am to
"I don’t require speed bumps in my own neighborhood to drive respectfully, the safety of me and my neighbors is motivation enough."
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
4383 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 5:12 am to
Now do "Reasonable Black Woman" as the Queens seem to have more issues when they out of spicy thighs.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20555 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 5:19 am to
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Now do "Reasonable Black Woman" as the Queens seem to have more issues when they out of spicy thighs.


They’ve done nothing historically so their significance isn’t even enough to get them a little wiki article. And now they are bigger naggers than most men’s wives.
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
22514 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:02 am to
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I do like the look of those wheels, but the cost is more than the value of my car. Maybe I will get my muffler fixed instead.

-Reasonable Blackman


Everybody knows, the rims make the car.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
20092 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:03 am to
"There is nothing I value more than being the father of my children"

Reasonable Blackman
Posted by Bernie Bierman
Member since Mar 2019
2213 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:10 am to
“That gentleman uttered a rather disrespectful word at my direction. Whilst using such a word is quite uncouth, I shall laugh it off and go about my day.”

-Reasonable Blackman
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
158715 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:16 am to
I am so sorry. I was not paying close attention. My encroachment upon civilized norms was purely accidental. I apologize and will remove myself peacefully and quietly to the rear of the line.

Posted by RemyLeBeau
Member since Mar 2015
1855 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:46 am to
For some reason I read these in the voice of Stewie Griffin
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
23062 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:57 am to
"Oh, this McDonald's is out of sweet and sour sauce? No need to cause a scene, I'll just dip my McNuggets in honey mustard instead." —Reasonable Blackman
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