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re: ‘Reasonable Blackman’ memes have burst onto X.com
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:59 am to Mizz-SEC
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:59 am to Mizz-SEC
"The moving picture has commenced. I have silenced my telephonic apparatus and shall utter not a word, lest I disturb the other esteemed patrons in the theatre." —Reasonable Blackman
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:05 am to TrueTiger
Oh wow, that’s a super nice bicycle! I’ll work a few extra shifts to earn some extra money to buy one.
~ Reasonable Blackman
~ Reasonable Blackman
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:27 am to TrueTiger
Some of these are stellar, hope this spreads like WuFlu.
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:30 am to uggabugga
“My son got in trouble for misbehaving at school? The teacher did the right thing and I’ll correct that behavior going forward.”
~ Reasonable Blackman
~ Reasonable Blackman
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:32 am to teke184
I really like this automobile but 15% APR for 8 years is just too much money.
~~Reasonable Blackman
~~Reasonable Blackman
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:34 am to TrueTiger
For some reason, every damn time I have one talking loud on a cell phone, I am compelled to do the very same thing.
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:48 am to Cosmo
Food stamps? EBT? Section 8 subsidized housing that's practically free?
I have far too much pride for that, and much prefer to make my own way via honorable employment.
- Reasonable Blackman
I have far too much pride for that, and much prefer to make my own way via honorable employment.
- Reasonable Blackman
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:03 am to TrueTiger
What a great meme
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:13 am to dalefla
“Oh, I’ve found myself in a residential area. Perhaps these people don’t care to listen to my private music collection at such a high volume. I shall turn it down until I have passed through so as not to disturb the homeowners and their families.”
-Reasonable Blackman
-Reasonable Blackman
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 9:14 am
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:20 am to TrueTiger
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:25 am to TrueTiger
“Consuming my medicinal herbal medication whilst operating a motor vehicle is a distraction to myself and other drivers, what’s more it’s a crime. Surely I can wait 10 min until I’m in the privacy of my own lodge.”
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 9:28 am
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:27 am to VoxDawg
Oh the end of the line is over there. Ok! My bad. Thanks for pointing that out! ——Reasonable Blackman
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:28 am to VoxDawg
"I shall internalize this disrespect, for surely in some small way, I have done something to earn it." - Reasonable Blackman
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:29 am to RemyLeBeau
quote:
For some reason I read these in the voice of Stewie Griffin
“Uncle Phil” Banks for me. But yeah, Stewie is a good fit. Basically, anyone sounding “clean and articulate”.
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 9:31 am
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:30 am to Fun Bunch
“You made an excellent point that this data should be controlled for per capita.”
-Reasonable Blackman
-Reasonable Blackman
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:31 am to TrueTiger
quote:
“By heavens, this is a most excellent motion picture. I shall take especial care not to converse during its exhibition, lest I spoil the enjoyment of my fellow spectators.”
“WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW???!!! YOU DONE DROPPED YOUR PISTOL WHEN YOU WENT THRU THE WINDOW!!! THAT’S YO arse, I GUESS!!!”
- Eddie Murphy on black people yelling at the movie screen
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:41 am to TrueTiger
“Huzzah!!! I have reached the end zone!!!! No need to dance a jig or engage in other shenanigans that might add 15 yards to my cohort’s kick attempt. I shall just hand the ball to the nearest game official. Besides, I have been here before.”
- Reasonable Black Man
- Reasonable Black Man
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:47 am to soonerinlOUisiana
quote:
“Uncle Phil” Banks for me. But yeah, Stewie is a good fit. Basically, anyone sounding “clean and articulate”.
Ha. It sounds like Jeffrey the butler in mine
Posted on 6/17/26 at 10:02 am to TrueTiger
Posted on 6/17/26 at 10:05 am to Marciano1
quote:
"There is nothing I value more than being the father of my children"
He was the direct decedent of Successful Blackman
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