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Probably the best melt today.

Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:51 pm
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:51 pm
Feast your eyes on the Melt of Lena Dunham:

LINK

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I woke up on Election Day like a bride: rosy, thrilled, a little controlling about just how MY perfect day would be spent. After working on the Clinton campaign for eighteen months, I was ready to celebrate, and sure that by nightfall I'd be knocking back glasses of champagne and creating a story to tell my unborn children. Maybe I'd even get close enough to Hillary Clinton to hug her, to whisper "Thank you." I had dreamed about it every night for the last two weeks.


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So on Tuesday — Jesus, it's almost embarrassing to remember — I smugly selected a baby-blue sweater with a not-so-subtle p**** motif and headed to vote with my boyfriend, smiling at the elderly socialists on my block like it was Sesame Street.


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At a certain point it became clear something had gone horribly wrong. Celebrants' faces turned. The modeling had been incorrect. Watching the numbers in Florida, I touched my face and realized I was crying. "Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing, and I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer.


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At home I got in the shower and began to cry even harder. My boyfriend, who had already wept, watched me as I mumbled incoherently, clutching myself. "It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."


Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51798 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:52 pm to
Its her turn!
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80185 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:52 pm to
MOAR

GIVE ME MOAR
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:52 pm to
the liberals pain is so delicious.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101312 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing,


Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
7543 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:53 pm to
Thanks for sharing!

The tears sustain me!



ETA: The long version on the link is worth the click!
This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 1:55 pm
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32515 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

Watching the numbers in Florida, I touched my face and realized I was crying. "Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing, and I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer. quote: At home I got in the shower and began to cry even harder. My boyfriend, who had already wept, watched me as I mumbled incoherently, clutching myself. "It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."


More proof that liberalism is a mental disorder.
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
4328 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:53 pm to
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My boyfriend


bullshite

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My boyfriend, who had already wept.


NVM.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to
what kind of man or even really sane woman cries over an election? I think that might be the best part of this. Milo is on a rampage and these beta males having sore pussies
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to
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my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing,



quote:

My boyfriend, who had already wept



Jeebus....just, JEEBUS!
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32556 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to
I wonder if melts could be harnessed as a source of renewable energy? That is something I'd like to see explored by the Trump administration.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72026 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to
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I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer.


WTF?!
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to
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"Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing, and I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer.


These people are absolutely insane. We should probably go easy on them, we DO NOT understand what they are going through, we have brains AND control over our emotions.

This reaction is actually quite shocking to me. I cannot see my emotions getting me to the point of physical reaction to a political event.

These people are different. I don't think they will ever be like me, and I DAMNED SURE KNOW I will never be like them. Give them space and time, arrest those that break the law.
This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 1:59 pm
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to
Mrs. piggy in a wedding gown.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94375 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."


The liberalism disease. That's not how this country works.
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18310 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:55 pm to
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:55 pm to
Having trouble breathing? Lena fricks him in the arse
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:55 pm to
I hope the "I'm with her" crowd IS with her.....off to obscurity
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9178 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:55 pm to
I want to leave a big steaming terd in her shower.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:55 pm to
This is fantastic. I love reading this shite
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