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re: Portlanders desperately try to sell off homes taken over by squatters
Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:50 pm to SDTiger15
Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:50 pm to SDTiger15
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You don’t understand why a law abiding citizens would not want to be accused of arson, attempted murder/murder and insurance fraud?
Why would the law abiding homeowning citizen even be suspect? They could just pour gas on it light it and accuse the squatters.
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Posted on 7/31/22 at 2:51 pm to Auburn1968
...and those Portlanders will move to other states and vote for policies and people who caused them to leave Portland in the first place.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 3:10 pm to Auburn1968
Love to see them move into Nancy's place and the dirtbag Govenor's place and not leave. Wonder how long it would take to get them out of there.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 4:00 pm to Gifman
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I’m betting local laws make it damn near impossible to remove them.
This is where you hire some baws and go in with clubs. Clean them out and run them out of the neighborhood. Then the baws disappear and you show up to your empty house. If queried you dindu noffin, and you don’t know noffin.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 4:59 pm to ChineseBandit58
Hells Angels and White Supremist would be having a slumber party. They would be welcome to bring their favorite pit-bulls.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 5:04 pm to SpotCheckBilly
They wanted this
Posted on 7/31/22 at 5:19 pm to Auburn1968
This is what happens when you don’t value private property
Posted on 7/31/22 at 5:27 pm to Auburn1968
100% chance the property owner votes Dem.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 5:36 pm to NoShow
quote:
Burn it down with the squatters in it after barricading them inside.
I know a guy....
Posted on 7/31/22 at 5:48 pm to Willie Stroker
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Why would anyone choose a course of action that automatically draws so much attention, particularly if you just bought the house (a fixer-upper at that) at a steeply discounted price? This is guaranteed to attract police, arson investigators, and insurance companies who do not want to pay.
It’s best to handle it in a manner that gets as little attention as possible.
Why would they even suspect you? You are not living there. These ppl are living there illegally and trashing the place. It is very easy to slip in there and light a candle in a very dangerous place and then let nature takes course.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 5:51 pm to Auburn1968
I would bring dumpster
My construction team
Some friends with guns...
Mega phones
" You have 3 minutes to leave...my property alive...
Then fire off some blank shots...
Then start the excavation/ errr evacuation
My construction team
Some friends with guns...
Mega phones
" You have 3 minutes to leave...my property alive...
Then fire off some blank shots...
Then start the excavation/ errr evacuation
Posted on 7/31/22 at 5:56 pm to Auburn1968
Wouldn’t it be within the owners legal rights to set off multiple bug bombs in the house and fumigate the crowd out then immediately change the locks?
Posted on 7/31/22 at 5:58 pm to Auburn1968
Probably impossible to remove them. They most likely can’t be evicted and they don’t have to pay rent or utilities, etc. Anyone who buys a house that has squatter, has more than likely thrown away the money.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 6:00 pm to Gifman
Burn it down. They will leave
Posted on 8/1/22 at 1:50 pm to Nado Jenkins83
In Florida the solution is simple because you call the pest company and tell them you have a termite infestation and they will come tent your house and if the people wanna stay through that poison God bless em
Posted on 8/1/22 at 4:23 pm to Pepperoni
Why is there such thing as “squatters’ rights” in the first place? And is there any evidence - even just one anecdote - of how squatters having said rights is a benefit to anyone? I don’t understand why this is a thing and why people are protected if they are trespassing on someone else’s property.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 5:32 pm to DisplacedBuckeye
quote:
moon clips
You know damn good and well that idiot wasn’t talking about moon clips.
Also…
quote:
moon clips
C’mon man!
Posted on 8/1/22 at 6:16 pm to Auburn1968
Sell the house to Blackrock
The squatters will be removed the same day
The squatters will be removed the same day
This post was edited on 8/1/22 at 6:29 pm
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