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Portlanders desperately try to sell off homes taken over by squatters
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:25 am
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:25 am
A two bedroom, three bathroom single family home has been placed on the market in Portland’s Southeast neighborhood for $330,000.
There’s a catch though. The buyer that ultimately ends up purchasing the home will be tasked with removing squatters that have taken over the property.
https://thepostmillennial.com/portlanders-desperately-try-to-sell-off-homes-taken-over-by-squatters
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:28 am to Auburn1968
I’m betting local laws make it damn near impossible to remove them.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:28 am to Auburn1968
Bet the squatters are antifa members. At least we know where they hide out now.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:29 am to Auburn1968
Socialism is great isn’t it?
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:30 am to Auburn1968
There's probably a dozen filthy commies living in those homes.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:32 am to Gifman
They do. I got a call from someone trying to move away who mentioned it
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:33 am to Auburn1968
Nothing a 9mm and a few clips cant handle
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:33 am to Auburn1968
How the frick does this even happen...
Do said squatters pay property tax?
Do said squatters pay property tax?
This post was edited on 7/31/22 at 10:34 am
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:33 am to Auburn1968
I don’t understand the problem. You get a large garbage bin delivered to the house and start gutting the house. Most of the Sheetrock will have to be gutted anyway to freshen things up. Any personal belonging that are not yours get trashed.
Anybody that’s not a friend or family member helping to clean up leaves or gets knuckles.
Door locks get changed. Cars that don’t belong get towed.
Anybody that’s not a friend or family member helping to clean up leaves or gets knuckles.
Door locks get changed. Cars that don’t belong get towed.
This post was edited on 7/31/22 at 10:34 am
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:36 am to Gifman
I would resort to late night machete massacre
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:37 am to Auburn1968
Look at that trash. These are the people talking about some ridiculous utopian future and they can’t even take care of themselves.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:39 am to xxTIMMYxx
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These are the people talking about some ridiculous utopian future
Just give it time, when they finally seize the means of production, life will be good, comrade.
Its worked so well every time its been implemented.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:39 am to Auburn1968
Just pull up and blast David Allen coe through the house. They’ll leave.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:39 am to Auburn1968
I don't understand why the homeowners don't just set the house on fire. Blame the squatters and then collect the insurance and sell the lot for whatever they can get.
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:40 am to xxTIMMYxx
The city voted for this nonsense, let them wallow in the result.
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