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Auburn1968
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NYC
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Portlanders desperately try to sell off homes taken over by squatters


A two bedroom, three bathroom single family home has been placed on the market in Portland’s Southeast neighborhood for $330,000.

There’s a catch though. The buyer that ultimately ends up purchasing the home will be tasked with removing squatters that have taken over the property.




https://thepostmillennial.com/portlanders-desperately-try-to-sell-off-homes-taken-over-by-squatters


Gifman
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I’m betting local laws make it damn near impossible to remove them.


RobertFootball
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Bet the squatters are antifa members. At least we know where they hide out now.


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Jack Carter
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Socialism is great isn’t it?


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RogerTheShrubber
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There's probably a dozen filthy commies living in those homes.


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Cracker
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oh well


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llfshoals
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They do. I got a call from someone trying to move away who mentioned it


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ChexMix
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Nothing a 9mm and a few clips cant handle


Hangover Haven
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Metry
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How the frick does this even happen...

Do said squatters pay property tax?
This post was edited on 7/31 at 10:34 am


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Willie Stroker
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I don’t understand the problem. You get a large garbage bin delivered to the house and start gutting the house. Most of the Sheetrock will have to be gutted anyway to freshen things up. Any personal belonging that are not yours get trashed.

Anybody that’s not a friend or family member helping to clean up leaves or gets knuckles.

Door locks get changed. Cars that don’t belong get towed.
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themunch
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Liberal Courts.


Oates Mustache
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frick em.


Thundercles
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I would resort to late night machete massacre


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Houag80
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Oh noes. Anyway.


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xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
17562 posts

Look at that trash. These are the people talking about some ridiculous utopian future and they can’t even take care of themselves.



RogerTheShrubber
LSU Fan
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
217640 posts

quote:

These are the people talking about some ridiculous utopian future


Just give it time, when they finally seize the means of production, life will be good, comrade.

Its worked so well every time its been implemented.


jkylejohnson
New Orleans Saints Fan
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
12175 posts

Just pull up and blast David Allen coe through the house. They’ll leave.


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Ponchy Tiger
USA Fan
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
41328 posts

I don't understand why the homeowners don't just set the house on fire. Blame the squatters and then collect the insurance and sell the lot for whatever they can get.


SpotCheckBilly
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The city voted for this nonsense, let them wallow in the result.


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