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Portlanders desperately try to sell off homes taken over by squatters

Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:25 am
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
19343 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:25 am

A two bedroom, three bathroom single family home has been placed on the market in Portland’s Southeast neighborhood for $330,000.

There’s a catch though. The buyer that ultimately ends up purchasing the home will be tasked with removing squatters that have taken over the property.




https://thepostmillennial.com/portlanders-desperately-try-to-sell-off-homes-taken-over-by-squatters
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9192 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:28 am to
I’m betting local laws make it damn near impossible to remove them.
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
1337 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:28 am to
Bet the squatters are antifa members. At least we know where they hide out now.
Posted by Jack Carter
Member since Sep 2018
10294 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:29 am to
Socialism is great isn’t it?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259859 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:30 am to
There's probably a dozen filthy commies living in those homes.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17667 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:31 am to
oh well
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33145 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:32 am to
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15340 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:32 am to
They do. I got a call from someone trying to move away who mentioned it
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
24757 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:33 am to
Nothing a 9mm and a few clips cant handle
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26415 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:33 am to
How the frick does this even happen...

Do said squatters pay property tax?
This post was edited on 7/31/22 at 10:34 am
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12861 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:33 am to
I don’t understand the problem. You get a large garbage bin delivered to the house and start gutting the house. Most of the Sheetrock will have to be gutted anyway to freshen things up. Any personal belonging that are not yours get trashed.

Anybody that’s not a friend or family member helping to clean up leaves or gets knuckles.

Door locks get changed. Cars that don’t belong get towed.
This post was edited on 7/31/22 at 10:34 am
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64578 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:34 am to
Liberal Courts.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:34 am to


frick em.
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
5026 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:36 am to
I would resort to late night machete massacre
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9108 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:37 am to
Oh noes. Anyway.
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
17562 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:37 am to
Look at that trash. These are the people talking about some ridiculous utopian future and they can’t even take care of themselves.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259859 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:39 am to
quote:

These are the people talking about some ridiculous utopian future


Just give it time, when they finally seize the means of production, life will be good, comrade.

Its worked so well every time its been implemented.
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
13986 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:39 am to
Just pull up and blast David Allen coe through the house. They’ll leave.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45066 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:39 am to
I don't understand why the homeowners don't just set the house on fire. Blame the squatters and then collect the insurance and sell the lot for whatever they can get.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6394 posts
Posted on 7/31/22 at 10:40 am to
The city voted for this nonsense, let them wallow in the result.
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