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Our boy Putin lets the Germans know what's up about the election!!

Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:29 pm
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
26179 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:29 pm
That’s some Trumpian level trolling right there.






President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin addresses the Germans, particularly Friedrich Merz ???? shocked by the results achieved by the AfD.

“We don’t want to attack you! Why would we? That era is long gone! Anyone who still has their wits about them and knows how to think understands that.

1) You already have a national debt of 2,500 billion euros, and no serious economist knows how you plan to pay it back. (Alice Weidel declares her country bankrupt.) And now, you want to borrow another 1,000 billion to arm yourselves against us.

2) Your country is teeming with millions of migrants who cost you 50 billion euros a year.

3) A considerable portion of your population is so deranged that they believe they can influence the climate by biking and eating insects.

4) Your education system was once exemplary. Today, in many classrooms, there is virtually no teaching anymore because almost no one speaks German.

5) Your infrastructure is falling into ruin and you can’t keep up with the repairs.

6) Your railways were once the pride of the entire world. Today, your trains run like they do in India.

7) We don’t need your famous engineers. During the sanctions, we learned that we could do without them. But if we ultimately needed them, we would turn to China. There, they are not only cheaper, but also better.

8) You possess neither raw materials nor energy sources. So, why should we conquer your country? To solve problems that we wouldn’t even have otherwise? Let’s be realistic: even if you called us, if you surrendered and raised the white flag, we still wouldn’t come!”
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 7:46 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
99188 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:31 pm to
Vlad doesn’t have much room to talk considering his own country is problematic but he’s right here.
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
34324 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:33 pm to
Possible community note coming


quote:

The text presented as a speech by Putin to the Germans is a viral fabrication with no trace in official Russian sources. The video does not match the content.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
83817 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:33 pm to
Damn.

They aren’t worth invading.

He’s not wrong.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
73675 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:35 pm to
Based
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
26179 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:43 pm to
It is certainly what needs to be said.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
26179 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:44 pm to
If Russia did invade, the question is whether the Germans would fight back or hail the Russians as Liberators.

Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
77412 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:46 pm to
Needed to be said?

Perhaps in a play or commercial.
Posted by CastleBravo
Rapid City, SD
Member since Sep 2013
2260 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:45 pm to
Most of those talking points are logical (with the exception of the "chinese engineers are better" joke) and what republicans (the party of logic and reason) use all the time.

This post is a psyop to label logical arguments as "fascist".
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16416 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

You possess neither raw materials nor energy sources.


quote:

if you surrendered and raised the white flag, we still wouldn’t come!”



Brutal.
Posted by TerryDawg03
The Deep South
Member since Dec 2012
18272 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:09 pm to
French subtitles and audio over Russian audio.

Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
50518 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:59 pm to
Right after they attacked their airport. Lol.

I have no clue what some people on here are going to do when Putin is murdered, but it will be this year
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
5824 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 10:03 pm to
Regardless of any other opinions about Russia. Woke is outlawed there. Putin knows how dangerous it is, and the social engineering that drives it.
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