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re: "OMG ICE is not trained to run TSA lines! It takes years to train"

Posted on 3/23/26 at 7:35 pm to
Posted by beaux duke
Member since Oct 2023
4911 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

Matt Walsh talked on his show today about how tests have shown that TSA stops only about a third of all items prohibited. Sure, the TSA is highly trained

i'd be stunned it it was that high
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11835 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 7:38 pm to
I fly all over the country with weed, even fly out of states it's illegal to states it's legal. They've never once caught me, despite my bag getting flagged in the camera for some other bullshite in my bag. I bet ICE agents would have a better track record if given the opportunity...
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
12169 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 7:40 pm to




quote:

It takes years to train.”
This post was edited on 3/23/26 at 7:42 pm
Posted by beaux duke
Member since Oct 2023
4911 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

I fly all over the country with weed, even fly out of states it's illegal to states it's legal. They've never once caught me, despite my bag getting flagged in the camera for some other bullshite in my bag. I bet ICE agents would have a better track record if given the opportunity...

same. i've had a tsa agent take my vape out of my dopp kit, put it on the table and then back in. they don't give af about tweed
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
2662 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 7:53 pm to
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There is literally zero difference between a TSA agent and employees at Taco Bell or Burger King


Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
4212 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 7:58 pm to
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Hakeem Jeffries just said this in an interview


I would love to see Jeffries "training" TSA employees.

Imagine him acting & trying to sell how difficult the job is by struggling to do basic middle school-level shite live on camera
Posted by djmed
Member since Aug 2020
4061 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 8:40 pm to
For real
Just a little tougher than getting promoted to usher at the movie theater
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1381 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 8:53 pm to
Get this one through quickly:


TSA Defends 6 Minute Pat Down of 96 Year Old Woman in Wheelchair



Strip search this one:

Posted by Rebbedup
Member since Jun 2021
4384 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 9:04 pm to
To be fair to that guy….he doesn’t want to grope people for a living. He knows what to look for to find trouble. A middle eastern man with no bags and sweating.
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1381 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 9:07 pm to
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There is "some" skill and experience to working the x-ray scanner and determining what is and isn't needed for physical secondary screening. I'm assuming sticking a completely untrained noob there would result in a shite ton of false positives


The are all unskilled and want to work the x-ray scanner just to see wee wees, pee pees, and ta tas.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7194 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 9:22 pm to
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i'd be stunned it it was that high

Here’s his exact quote:
“TSA has a failure rate of 70 to 80%. These highly trained agents who no one could possibly fill in for, well, they sent undercover agents, and only around a third of them were stopped when they tested this. And that was considered an improvement because in previous years, 90% of the guns got through the checkpoint.”
Posted by Chip82
Athens, Georgia
Member since Jan 2023
2051 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 9:24 pm to
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Oh look more FEAR MONGERING



Over 400 TSA agents have quit....

DEI is accidentally being phased out by the Democrats.
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
26494 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 9:32 pm to
"OMG ICE is not trained to run TSA lines! It takes years to train"

I'm sure it would take that idiot years to train.
Posted by CastleBravo
Rapid City, SD
Member since Sep 2013
1832 posts
Posted on 3/24/26 at 6:25 am to
TSA are retards. The bottom of the barrel.

Training probably takes 2 weeks max.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
22757 posts
Posted on 3/24/26 at 7:05 am to
That idiot has no idea who long it takes
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
122855 posts
Posted on 3/24/26 at 7:09 am to
It’s a job program for minorities. There is no training that would exceed a morning at most.
Posted by CrystalPreserves
Member since May 2019
4281 posts
Posted on 3/24/26 at 7:16 am to
Hwhat in the hell happened to all the “don’t tread on me” good ol baws that woulda been rioting if a democrat President did this in the past?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20102 posts
Posted on 3/24/26 at 7:17 am to
They did a good job at customs when I got off the boat a couple weeks ago.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29596 posts
Posted on 3/24/26 at 7:17 am to
THE DAILY FAKE OUTRAGE



wait till tomorrow and the lunatics will have another end of the world problem
Posted by cornerstore
Member since Jul 2024
2087 posts
Posted on 3/24/26 at 7:55 am to
Uh I’m pretty sure the people who are at tsa the past 900 times I’ve been through could be easily replaced by a labrador
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