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NOLA lib writes a tear jerking article on how a 75 mph hurricane is b/c of global warming
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:55 pm
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:55 pm
By Andy Horowitz
JACKSON, Miss. —
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Before I left New Orleans on Thursday, in advance of Hurricane Barry
Lol
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I put a photograph of my grandmother’s family, taken before World War II, into a waterproof bag. I wrote my phone number in permanent marker on the outside, tied it to a life preserver along with a few other things I couldn’t bear to lose and put them in the attic. I trust they will be there when I return home on Monday.
Hurricane Barry wasn’t the Big One, thankfully. But it was a reminder that, in our precarious state, it wouldn’t take an especially big storm to cause big trouble. Any combination of circumstances that once seemed unlikely — a river that stays high into the summer, for example, when a hurricane comes — could reorient our future.
Living with that knowledge has already reoriented our present.
On Wednesday, a regular summer rainstorm flooded my street, causing my wife, well into her third trimester, to miss a doctor’s appointment. The internet told us that a drop in barometric pressure could send her into labor.
The National Weather Service predicted that Hurricane Barry’s storm surge could push the Mississippi River up to 20 feet.
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That’s higher than the levee in parts of our neighborhood, Algiers.
Lol
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Later that day, a spokesman for the Army Corps of Engineers announced that the National Levee Database had erroneous information, and that the levees might in fact be “eight-tenths of a foot” taller than reported. It struck me as absurd that the federal agency was measuring its own inaccuracies in tenths of a foot, rather than inches. We put an infant car seat in the trunk, just in case, and headed north.
We watched the news from a rented apartment in Jackson, where a friend’s sister-in-law, whom we had never met, volunteered to be on standby to watch our daughter if my wife went into labor. We were comforted by the coincidence that two evacuees from New Orleans, a nurse and a doula, occupied the other half of the duplex.
Most of the national news was blustery as usual, breathlessly reporting on the sort of street flooding we have had to learn to take for granted. The local news, in contrast, was defensive, asserting everything was fine, before they could be sure it would be. And I still haven’t heard much about the rest of the region. We didn’t regret our decision to leave; my risk tolerance is high enough to live in New Orleans, but not high enough to tough out a tropical storm.
It seems now that we would have been O.K. if we had stayed. We cheered on Saturday as the city caught two breaks: the storm tracked west, and dumped a lot of rain just offshore.
New Orleans survived. We dodged another bullet.
We cannot assume that will always be the case, though. And living with that knowledge takes its toll. By my count, like many places, we are now entering a late round in a national civic game of Russian roulette.
When people praise Louisiana’s resilience, they should remember that its lived experience includes, for example: my neighbor who keeps a month’s worth of drinking water stored in his house; my friends uptown, who had the means to leave, and would have, if they hadn’t needed to weigh the trip against traveling with a week-old baby boy; and the man in the Lower Ninth Ward who told a reporter that he had spent Friday night sleeping in his attic with a chain saw, in case the water came again and he had to cut his way out of the roof.
In New Orleans, this is “the new normal.” The phrase often refers to meteorology: more rain, more drought, more fire, less predictability. It was once a truism among scholars that disasters are “not like the crises of everyday life.”
But the lines are blurred now: Can we afford to make the trip? Who will care for our child if we have to go to the hospital? Will our insurance cover an out-of-state delivery? Wouldn’t it be simpler just to store our old photographs in a waterproof box? These are not questions about the Big One. They are the banalities of life in a changed climate.
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“The moment becomes a season,” my teacher, the sociologist Kai Erikson wrote in 1995, “the event becomes a condition.” Off the Windward Islands in the Atlantic Ocean, another storm is forming.
It's called hurricane season, dumbass.
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Andy Horowitz (@andydhorowitz), an assistant professor of history at Tulane, is writing a book on Hurricane Katrina.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:58 pm to The Boat
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Horowitz
Guy looks like he guzzles soy cum lattes for every meal.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:58 pm to The Boat
I honestly don't know how these cultists can be deprogramed.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:58 pm to The Boat
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I put a photograph of my grandmother’s family, taken before World War II, into a waterproof bag. I wrote my phone number in permanent marker on the outside, tied it to a life preserver along with a few other things I couldn’t bear to lose and put them in the attic.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m taking the stuff I can’t bear to lose with me when I leave.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:58 pm to The Boat
Poor guy, how will he make it through the next one
Posted on 7/14/19 at 8:59 pm to TrueTiger
This was written as a New York Times piece but I didn't want to link that trash.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:01 pm to The Boat
The fact that people are praising him for his bravery and truth is scary
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:02 pm to The Boat
Instead of putting the family photo in a waterproof bag, writing your phone number on it, tying it to a life jacket, then putting it in the attic, why not just put it in the car and take it with you?
Seems dramatic.
Seems dramatic.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:04 pm to The Boat
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This guy has watched at least six BBCs run a train on his wife at least seven times.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:05 pm to CaptEasy
quote:These retards live in a world of self-created drama.
Instead of putting the family photo in a waterproof bag, writing your phone number on it, tying it to a life jacket, then putting it in the attic, why not just put it in the car and take it with you?
Seems dramatic.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:05 pm to The Boat
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I put a photograph of my grandmother’s family, taken before World War II, into a waterproof bag. I wrote my phone number in permanent marker on the outside, tied it to a life preserver along with a few other things I couldn’t bear to lose and put them in the attic. I trust they will be there when I return home on Monday.
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By Andy Horowitz
How many sheckels can one fit into a ziploc bag?
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:06 pm to The Boat
That is exactly the emasculated worthless "male" that feminists have been pushing for for about 5 decades now.
too bad young women these days who seek a real man have way slimmer pickings than they used to, at least in cities
too bad young women these days who seek a real man have way slimmer pickings than they used to, at least in cities
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:07 pm to The Boat
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Andy Horowitz (@andydhorowitz), assistant to the professor of history at Tulane
Probably more like it, Dwight.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:09 pm to The Boat
You could have just posted his pic with the title “Cuck” and left it at that
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:12 pm to The Boat
The douche looks exactly like what I expected.
Posted on 7/14/19 at 9:17 pm to The Boat
Is he one of the typical New England Tulane transplants that goes around using phrases like “the bywater” and pretending he is a New Orleans expert?
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