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re: Let's make fun of socialists...

Posted on 7/2/26 at 6:54 am to
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
60015 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 6:54 am to
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Maga loves the soft handed and lazy billionaires and trillionaires to get the freebie handouts at the working class’s expense. Welfare for the top.


your jealousy is palpable.
Posted by G2160
houston
Member since May 2013
2513 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 6:54 am to
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Socialism is an argument about who controls wealth, labor, and production


Wrong.

Page 34 of 68 here in the Communist Manifesto

quote:

In short, the Communists everywhere support every revolutionary movement against the existing
social and political order of things.


This post was edited on 7/2/26 at 7:05 am
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
11076 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 6:59 am to
Oldie, but a goodie;

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30612 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 7:08 am to
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You’re confused again.

Nobody said libraries and fire departments are “the full definition of socialism.” The point is that even the loudest anti-socialist tough guy posers already support publicly funded services when they personally like them.

That’s what makes the argument so goofy. You’re not against public funding. You’re against public funding for people you’ve been trained to resent.

And “all socialist countries suck” is the kind of sentence people say when their entire political education came from the poliboard, twitter, and a noodle arm guy with an alpaca haircut in wraparound sunglasses yelling from a squatted and clapped truck.

Being a maga at this point means you don’t understand anything about the way this country runs and just complaining and whining about it nonstop. Never heard a more sensitive group of whining babies.

You seem like an actual retard. Where in your love for socialism does the murder of millions fit?
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
6627 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 7:16 am to
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Socialism is an argument about who controls wealth, labor, and production

So, today we are going to argue over who controls your wealth, your labor and your production?

Who should, in your mind, control those three things?
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
11017 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 7:16 am to
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I am 28 years old and I have a Masters Degree in Underwater Basket Weaving. My job experience is working as a Batista with Starbucks. I have submitted my resume to numerous places, but noone wants to hire me. Maybe it is my purple hair and nose ring. I was hoping for a 6 figure salary to start. I think people like Elon Musk have way too much money, so he should be forced to give most of it away. I deserve some of it too since no one wants to hire me.

Yet, I always see you showing off the new tat you just paid $350 for which was supposed to mean something inspirational in Mandarin but came out "Tommy's fish gullet" (You said, 'It's OK, I like the way it looks'). I would have thought someone who sports $2500 of (always new) Apple products, subscribes to 18 'services' including 2 AI, could have gotten it right.

Meanwhile, you are never caught without that $11 frappe, instead of making coffee at home like the rest of us. You, purchased a new car because the Hyundai had to be serviced twice in one month, and was surprised when told, ICE engines need their oil changed regularly -- and now you are upside down, paying $1000 a month for a Celica.

But thank heaven, you don't drive that Tesla anymore, which supported fascism, DOGE and Elon's illegitimate children.

You somehow ended up supporting Zohran Mamdani, sending in $50 in cash and gift cards. You wanted to do it again until your father pissed you off -- reminding you - you live in Cleveland, OH.

You complain about life, how it shouldn't be this hard; that the government should help people like you because you have ADHD, which only means you forgot to take the birth control last week. Well, you didn't forget, you were headed to the clinic but Ulta had a 50% off sale for cosmetics you still can't afford. As you checkout, you remind the sale's clerk 'Ulta really should be on the SNAP benefits list'. She looks shocked for a second, then says 'Thank you, for your business'. Thank goodness you don't have a job like hers...


Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16242 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 7:22 am to
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You’re against public funding for people you’ve been trained to resent.


How about you frick off?

Some of us have lives plenty of life in many different avenues and have many anecdotal experiences that warrant merited hostility to many people, such as yourself, that inhabitant this country.

I was raised to give everyone a chance, my parents were Clinton Democrats.

My life experiences and my priorities are what make me resent liberal/communist.


Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
6627 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 7:26 am to
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That’s what makes the argument so goofy. You’re not against public funding. You’re against public funding for people you’ve been trained to resent

You seem to think that socialism is nothing more than public funding.
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Nobody said libraries and fire departments are “the full definition of socialism.”

They aren't even a "portion of a definition of socialism".

Socialism =/= public funding of services.
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And “all socialist countries suck” is the kind of sentence people say when their entire political education came from the poliboard, twitter, and a noodle arm guy with an alpaca haircut in wraparound sunglasses yelling from a squatted and clapped truck

Actually no. All the insults, that make you feel better, do not make you right.

Just name one. Just one, socialist country that was successful. Name just one that wasn't authoritarian(there was one, let's see if you can name it).
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Being a maga at this point means you don’t understand anything about the way this country runs and just complaining and whining about it nonstop. Never heard a more sensitive group of whining babies

You say all this, yet are Simple Jack enough to think public funded services and socialism are the same.

You suck. You should be ashamed at how much you suck. Be better. Be less sucky.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36627 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 8:08 am to
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You’re not against public funding. You’re against public funding for people you’ve been trained to resent.


Tell me you don’t know the difference between local government and federal government without telling me.

Typical leftist. I’d bet you pay zero taxes, fed or state. Which is of course why you’re a socialist- FREE shite is all you perceive.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
17922 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 8:15 am to
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Socialism is an argument about who controls wealth, labor, and production,


No its not. There is no "argument" to it. how often did Castro and Maduro debate the public and compromise on who owns what?

And the """argument"""" apparently sucks. Because no country that is heavily socialist has come near the opportunity and sustained wealth building avenues for the public that capitalism has provided

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Maga loves the soft handed and lazy billionaires and trillionaires to get the freebie handouts at the working class’s expense. Welfare for the top.


Who pays the overwhelming amount of taxes that funds this country?

You idiots' premise always is to make economic arguments that are built on the premise that everyone pays a big share of income tax, but they al ways funnel up the chain. It doesn't happen.

HALF of this country either pays zero income tax or even profits through things such as the earned income tax credit. The top 1% of income earning people pay about 40% of all federal income tax while earning approximately 22% of all adjusted gross income. Meanwhile, the top 10% pay 72% of the entire federal individual income tax burden. 10 percent pays almost three fourths of the entire thing.

And your """argument""" is to decrease their wealth that results in them not being able to sustain that. Well them who's going to pay it??? The people sitting on the front porch, planted on the couch watching Judge _____ in the morning, or down at the park shooting hoops all during the work week?

Welfare for the top LOL. The top that actually pays all the tax.

And its hilarious you point to Social Security and Medicare as examples of this great socialist experiment you envision.... but then hate the actual entities and people that run them that pays the most payroll tax match that has kept them afloat to this point.
This post was edited on 7/2/26 at 8:32 am
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
11639 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 8:19 am to
I thought the thread was going to be kind of weak but then an actual socialist joined to show how absurd they are.

Was that a setup? It seems staged.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45039 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 8:19 am to
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CrystalPreserves


The 1st three threads on the page currently deal with your ilk:

Waltz releasing one of your friends (a pedo).

A trannie (SammyTiger approved) trying to shoot ions casino.

And a guy trying to kill a church full of Christians (save your celebration…he was unsuccessful).

You and your ilk are vile, and violent.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45039 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 8:21 am to
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Where in your love for socialism does the murder of millions fit?


If Crystal Preserves had his way, everyone that voted for Trump would be killed.

The left is vile, and violent.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92010 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 8:22 am to
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This is the kind of political analysis you get when someone builds an entire worldview out of Facebook memes and a bumper sticker. Nobody serious thinks “socialism” means a purple-haired barista with a useless degree demanding Elon Musk’s wallet. Socialism is an argument about who controls wealth, labor, and production, not a Halloween costume for a college kid you invented in your head. The funny part is that MAGA types will mock “handouts” all day, then defend farm subsidies, oil subsidies, PPP loans, corporate bailouts, Medicare, Social Security, police, fire departments, public roads, public schools, and every other taxpayer-funded thing they personally like. So really, the argument isn’t “socialism bad.” It’s “government help is evil when people I don’t like get it, but patriotic when it benefits me.” That’s not an ideology. That’s just welfare with a beard and truck nuts. Maga loves the soft handed and lazy billionaires and trillionaires to get the freebie handouts at the working class’s expense. Welfare for the top.
holy fricking shite
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
48049 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 9:07 am to
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working as a Batista


Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
117882 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 9:09 am to
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Reason #1 is that there are actual socialist countries around the world and they all suck arse.

That's why the Dems won't run on socialism in 2028. The big issue will be 'AFFORDABILITY'. And it's gonna sell because there are so many Americans in deep debt because they suck at managing their finances. The Dem promises on this will be socialism but they won't use that word.
Posted by Prodigal Son
Member since May 2023
1871 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 9:30 am to
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You’re against public funding for people you’ve been trained to resent

I have a few questions.
1. Who are we trained to resent?
2. Who is “we”?
3. What is it about “them” that we’ve been trained to resent?
4. How are we being trained?
5. By whom?
6. To what end?
7. Why is this “training”!so effective?

I’m not here to insult you (but I can’t make any guarantees ). I just want to understand and evaluate your beliefs (and mine) against the backdrop of reality.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
19947 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 9:32 am to
You need help for your TDS...I fear he has broken your gay arse.
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