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re: JPMorgan Chase orders staff back to the office 5 days a week, ends WFH

Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:27 pm to
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
46493 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:27 pm to
What’s funny about WFH is how much companies patted themselves on the back for fostering “inclusion, equity, and highly aligned teamwork”, then after the pandemic, no one wanted to come back.
This post was edited on 1/25/25 at 10:31 pm
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7477 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:27 pm to
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Why?



Because half this board have jobs where they have to be present in an office to work, like factory or service jobs, and they can’t comprehend other jobs.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
74586 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:27 pm to
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and have had a home office for 10 years.


Oh I know
Posted by rileytiger
Surfing The Gulf of America
Member since Feb 2007
4114 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:37 pm to
It’s funny how WFH people get real testy when you ask about work ethic. I do a little of both and travel as well. But that’s me I couldn’t sit in front of a computer and jerk off all day.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133733 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:40 pm to
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Fortunately I officially retired on December 31 but have been using use or lose PTO since July before retiring.
So all those times you claimed to be working 3 days and 36 hours a week last Fall you really weren’t working ANY days or ANY hours a week?!?

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I work 3 days a week and make 150k. Most people are jealous of my work schedule.
November 18, 2024 11/18/24

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I don't go to work until Thursday, Friday, Saturday this week.

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You are so retarded that you failed to read that I only work 3 days a week.
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I only work 36 hours a week and make 150k a year.
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I am off 4 days a week. In 3 years I get to cut down to part time at 42 years old.
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So you were using PTO hours since July but in November you were planning to “cut down to part time” in 3 years but retiring on December 31?!?

Is everything you post a lie?
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
125784 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:42 pm to
It is. And you’re playing with a tar baby.
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
59375 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 10:49 pm to
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People in the office waste time just as much as people working remotely. It just looks different


Half or more of the people berating others who wfh spend hours of their work day posting on this very website at their desks.
Posted by rileytiger
Surfing The Gulf of America
Member since Feb 2007
4114 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 11:00 pm to
I have wondered how somebody can have over 100k post in such a short time. Must be great at multitasking in between porn sites and XBox.
Posted by John Barron
The Mar-a-Lago Club
Member since Sep 2024
17101 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 11:05 pm to
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So you were using PTO hours since July


Yes... I had to use my use or lose PTO hours before retiring from my regular staff job at the Hospital. I was still picking up a few shifts as a Agency Nurse which I will continue to do. As a Agency Nurse I can take off 2 months if I want. I couldn't do that as a staff Nurse so It's why I retired. Before I was required to work 3 days a week. Nobody is lying but you NAFO troll. Now go back to making up more lies like saying I measured my skull Lying Dumbfrick
This post was edited on 1/25/25 at 11:07 pm
Posted by rileytiger
Surfing The Gulf of America
Member since Feb 2007
4114 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 11:05 pm to
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I only work 36 hours a week and make 150k a year.


Barron is a liar. Nurses are paid hourly. He would have to pull massive amounts of overtime to make that even a possibility. I just asked my Nurse wife.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
74586 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 11:08 pm to
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And you’re playing with a tar baby.


But the flame. The flame.
Posted by John Barron
The Mar-a-Lago Club
Member since Sep 2024
17101 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 11:13 pm to
Your wife must work in Louisiana and is probably a med surg Nurse. Critical Care Nurses with 10 plus years experience make 150k in Las Vegas working 36 hours a week. I work with ICU Nurses that make more than that depending on years and experience
Posted by carguymatt
Member since Aug 1998
Member since Jun 2015
969 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 12:00 am to
I agree with this. I'm wfh also. These roads and interstates anymore are over crowded especially rush hour. It's not too difficult to acquire responsible employees even if it's a low wage customer service job. You can weed out shite workers the first 90 days
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40292 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 12:16 am to
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Get back to your desk


Shouldn't you be focused on making sure the plant doesn't blow up?
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
19765 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 12:32 am to
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Sorry you are immature and irresponsible. Speak for yourself.

I would say this describes at least half of the Gen Z workers I have ever been around.
Posted by CIGAR_cigarillo
Miami
Member since Oct 2024
976 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 2:04 am to
I doubt I'll ever have to go back full time, but who knows. I've had WFH since April of 2020 and even had one to two days a week for years before that.

Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
135856 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 4:27 am to
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am half his age
That is so interesting.
My bad. Your posting-style came across as so much younger and less experienced. I assumed (something I shouldn't have done) that you were a kid just out of college.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
135856 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 5:01 am to
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Just curious why anyone would care where someone else worked from.
Dimon's spoken about this for a couple of years, and he's very convincing in his take. While proponents make theoretical arguments in favor of WFH, it's JD's assessment, based on JPM throughput, that WFH is far less productive, at least for JPM.

He argues that with WFH, problem-solving is less innovative. Work product quality is diminished. He draws comparison with habitual gym workouts vs solo workouts. In the group setting, competition drives performance. There is both a natural self-realization and a respondent tendency to keep up with, or surpass what contemporaries are doing. JPM has not seen that with either WFH or hybrid models.

As far as why anyone else should be concerned, assuming Dimon is correct ... the answer is we all have skin in the game. Our government is bloated, inefficient, heavily in debt, while continuing WFH, and we all are paying for it. Pretty simple, really.
Posted by IMSA_Fan
Member since Jul 2024
571 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 5:49 am to
Um yeah, Jamie also leaves this part out of his “convincing take”….

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American Banker released a report showing that five banks in the U.S. hold a combined half trillion dollars in commercial real estate (CRE) loans. It came as a big surprise to a lot of folks that the bank holding the largest amount of CRE loans is JPMorgan Chase – whose bank holding company is also exposed to $49 trillion in derivatives as of December 31, 2023 according to the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency.

JPMorgan Chase is already considered the riskiest bank in the U.S. according to its regulators.

American Banker reported the following CRE totals for the five banks: JPMorgan Chase, $173 billion; Wells Fargo, $139.65 billion; Bank of America, $82.8 billion; U.S. Bank, $55.66 billion; and PNC Bank, $48.89 billion.


Right now the financial sector is doing what it can to slow the CRE bleed. WFH is the future.
This post was edited on 1/26/25 at 5:56 am
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21470 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 6:08 am to
Have you seen JPM’s new building being built in NYC? The outside should be done by the summer so I imagine a number of floors will be ready by that time as well. Need to fill it up.
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