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Iran Declares 'Superpower' Status After Defeating 'Two Nuclear Powers'
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:50 pm
Crazy goat humpers.
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ETA: lol at anyone offended by “goat humpers”. Deal with it.
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TEHRAN—Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesperson Esmaeil Baghaei on Thursday took a victory lap with the newly signed memorandum of understanding (MOU) between Iran and the United States, declaring that his country "defeated two nuclear powers … we truly are a superpower." Critically, Baghaei said the agreement preserves Iran's ballistic missile program — a major win for the Iranians because the Trump administration had ripped up former President Barack Obama's Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), claiming it did not prevent such weapons, and President Donald Trump said at the outbreak of the war that stopping the program was critical for the U.S. and Israe
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He said Iran and Oman had largely agreed on mechanisms for managing the strait and indicated Tehran would collect fees from vessels using related services.
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Our enemies have inflicted harm on us," he said. "But a wounded lion remains a lion. The war they imposed not only did not bring us to our knees, but made us stronger."
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The agreement has drawn sharp criticism from Israel and some American political leaders, who argue that the deal grants significant concessions to Tehran while allowing it to retain its missile capabilities and enriched uranium stockpile.
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Israeli officials have characterized the arrangement as a dangerous capitulation that could embolden Iran and undermine regional security.
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ETA: lol at anyone offended by “goat humpers”. Deal with it.
This post was edited on 6/18/26 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:53 pm to Jbird
SFP will be posting these statements soon as proof that Iran can bring the global economy to its knees.
Aloha snackbar SFP!!!!!!!!
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:53 pm to roadGator
who gives a shite what the state media says?
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:54 pm to roadGator
Meanwhile, here is the picture they ran yesterday of one of their "leaders" showing off the MoU.
He looks just frickin thrilled, doesn't he? No, he looks like someone who is afraid he is going to be killed by his own people for dealing with the enemy.
He looks just frickin thrilled, doesn't he? No, he looks like someone who is afraid he is going to be killed by his own people for dealing with the enemy.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:54 pm to roadGator
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Our enemies have inflicted harm on us," he said. "But a wounded lion remains a lion. The war they imposed not only did not bring us to our knees, but made us stronger."
Our enemies have inflicted harm on us," he said. "But a wounded lion without claws, legs, and teeth remains a lion. The war they imposed not only did not bring us to our knees, but made us stronger."
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:54 pm to roadGator
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Iran Declares 'Superpower' Status After Defeating 'Two Nuclear Powers'
So.
Dudes in the US put on a dress and lipstick and say they need tampons for their cycle.
People say a lot of dumb things.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:54 pm to roadGator
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Israeli officials have characterized the arrangement as a dangerous capitulation that could embolden Iran and undermine regional security.
This is hard to dispute. They have a playbook now.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:54 pm to roadGator
It’s hard to argue that they’re not a major power now with the proven ability to hold the SOH hostage.
They can wreck the global economy with the simple threat of blowing up oil tankers that pass through the strait.
They can wreck the global economy with the simple threat of blowing up oil tankers that pass through the strait.
This post was edited on 6/18/26 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:55 pm to roadGator
It's kind of like when Michael Scott declared bankruptcy.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:55 pm to Stidham8
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It’s hard to argue that they’re not a major power now with the proven ability to hold the SOH hostage.
This remains stupid no matter how many times you morons say it.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:56 pm to AlterEd
are they gonna bring the cardboard gay son out again with a recorded message taped to the back of it telling us Iran can bring the global economy to its knees.
I ask because SFP is looking for some more support for his position.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:56 pm to Vacherie Saint
I don’t know but I found their statements funny.

Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:57 pm to Snipe
"People say a lot of dumb things."
but SFP is the king of it.
but SFP is the king of it.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:59 pm to roadGator
They'll sell you a magic carpet to visit the 72 virgins too.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:59 pm to Stidham8
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It’s hard to argue that they’re not a major power now with the proven ability to hold the SOH hostage.
They can wreck the global economy with the simple threat of blowing up oil tankers that pass through the strait.
I see SFP's ludicrous position wasn't even original thinking on his part but just part of the daily talking points email the club received today.
you look as foolish as he does regurgitating this talking point.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 4:00 pm to roadGator
As repulsive and disgusting as this rhetoric is ( its only rhetoric, Iran is crippled), the reality is that Trump must tip toe around the midterms.
All you TDS infected imbeciles will piss and moan about Trump regardless of anything he does. Fact is, gas prices must come down heading into midterm elections.
Undoubtedly, Iran will do something stupid near the elections in hopes of damaging Republicans midterm results.
The key will be swift and brutal reaction by the US military remaining in the Strait.
Trump knows these savages can't be trusted.
Also, this is simply a 60 day cease fire... not a resolution. We'll see how it goes, but all you TDS infected morons will once again be proven wrong!!!
Lol... it must suck to be y'all!
All you TDS infected imbeciles will piss and moan about Trump regardless of anything he does. Fact is, gas prices must come down heading into midterm elections.
Undoubtedly, Iran will do something stupid near the elections in hopes of damaging Republicans midterm results.
The key will be swift and brutal reaction by the US military remaining in the Strait.
Trump knows these savages can't be trusted.
Also, this is simply a 60 day cease fire... not a resolution. We'll see how it goes, but all you TDS infected morons will once again be proven wrong!!!
Lol... it must suck to be y'all!
Posted on 6/18/26 at 4:05 pm to AlterEd
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This remains stupid no matter how many times you morons say it.
I don't know it seems to be gaining momentum. I wonder how they are all coming to the same phrasology.
Anyway, I'm rethinking my position. I think tonite I'm going to re-label my zombie apocalypse bug out bag for the coming "Iran wrecking the global economy" apocalypse.
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