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Iran Declares 'Superpower' Status After Defeating 'Two Nuclear Powers'

Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:50 pm
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:50 pm
Crazy goat humpers.


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TEHRAN—Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesperson Esmaeil Baghaei on Thursday took a victory lap with the newly signed memorandum of understanding (MOU) between Iran and the United States, declaring that his country "defeated two nuclear powers … we truly are a superpower." Critically, Baghaei said the agreement preserves Iran's ballistic missile program — a major win for the Iranians because the Trump administration had ripped up former President Barack Obama's Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), claiming it did not prevent such weapons, and President Donald Trump said at the outbreak of the war that stopping the program was critical for the U.S. and Israe


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He said Iran and Oman had largely agreed on mechanisms for managing the strait and indicated Tehran would collect fees from vessels using related services.


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Our enemies have inflicted harm on us," he said. "But a wounded lion remains a lion. The war they imposed not only did not bring us to our knees, but made us stronger."


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The agreement has drawn sharp criticism from Israel and some American political leaders, who argue that the deal grants significant concessions to Tehran while allowing it to retain its missile capabilities and enriched uranium stockpile.


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Israeli officials have characterized the arrangement as a dangerous capitulation that could embolden Iran and undermine regional security.



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ETA: lol at anyone offended by “goat humpers”. Deal with it.

This post was edited on 6/18/26 at 4:12 pm
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:51 pm to
Bomb them again.
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:51 pm to
I am Captain now!
Posted by jammajin
Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:53 pm to


SFP will be posting these statements soon as proof that Iran can bring the global economy to its knees.

Aloha snackbar SFP!!!!!!!!
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
47851 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:53 pm to
who gives a shite what the state media says?
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:54 pm to
Meanwhile, here is the picture they ran yesterday of one of their "leaders" showing off the MoU.



He looks just frickin thrilled, doesn't he? No, he looks like someone who is afraid he is going to be killed by his own people for dealing with the enemy.
Posted by Timeoday
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Member since Aug 2020
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Our enemies have inflicted harm on us," he said. "But a wounded lion remains a lion. The war they imposed not only did not bring us to our knees, but made us stronger."


Our enemies have inflicted harm on us," he said. "But a wounded lion without claws, legs, and teeth remains a lion. The war they imposed not only did not bring us to our knees, but made us stronger."

Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
16851 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:54 pm to
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Iran Declares 'Superpower' Status After Defeating 'Two Nuclear Powers'


So.

Dudes in the US put on a dress and lipstick and say they need tampons for their cycle.

People say a lot of dumb things.
Posted by BobBoucher
Member since Jan 2008
18795 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:54 pm to
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Israeli officials have characterized the arrangement as a dangerous capitulation that could embolden Iran and undermine regional security.


This is hard to dispute. They have a playbook now.
Posted by Stidham8
Member since Aug 2018
10490 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:54 pm to
It’s hard to argue that they’re not a major power now with the proven ability to hold the SOH hostage.

They can wreck the global economy with the simple threat of blowing up oil tankers that pass through the strait.
This post was edited on 6/18/26 at 3:55 pm
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:55 pm to
It's kind of like when Michael Scott declared bankruptcy.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
13932 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:55 pm to
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It’s hard to argue that they’re not a major power now with the proven ability to hold the SOH hostage.


This remains stupid no matter how many times you morons say it.
Posted by jammajin
Member since Jul 2024
2239 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:56 pm to


are they gonna bring the cardboard gay son out again with a recorded message taped to the back of it telling us Iran can bring the global economy to its knees.

I ask because SFP is looking for some more support for his position.

Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:56 pm to
I don’t know but I found their statements funny.

Posted by jammajin
Member since Jul 2024
2239 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:57 pm to
"People say a lot of dumb things."


but SFP is the king of it.

Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:59 pm to
They'll sell you a magic carpet to visit the 72 virgins too.
Posted by jammajin
Member since Jul 2024
2239 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

It’s hard to argue that they’re not a major power now with the proven ability to hold the SOH hostage.

They can wreck the global economy with the simple threat of blowing up oil tankers that pass through the strait.


I see SFP's ludicrous position wasn't even original thinking on his part but just part of the daily talking points email the club received today.

you look as foolish as he does regurgitating this talking point.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 4:00 pm to
As repulsive and disgusting as this rhetoric is ( its only rhetoric, Iran is crippled), the reality is that Trump must tip toe around the midterms.

All you TDS infected imbeciles will piss and moan about Trump regardless of anything he does. Fact is, gas prices must come down heading into midterm elections.
Undoubtedly, Iran will do something stupid near the elections in hopes of damaging Republicans midterm results.
The key will be swift and brutal reaction by the US military remaining in the Strait.
Trump knows these savages can't be trusted.
Also, this is simply a 60 day cease fire... not a resolution. We'll see how it goes, but all you TDS infected morons will once again be proven wrong!!!
Lol... it must suck to be y'all!
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45207 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 4:02 pm to
Superpowers have nukes.
Posted by jammajin
Member since Jul 2024
2239 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 4:05 pm to
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This remains stupid no matter how many times you morons say it.


I don't know it seems to be gaining momentum. I wonder how they are all coming to the same phrasology.

Anyway, I'm rethinking my position. I think tonite I'm going to re-label my zombie apocalypse bug out bag for the coming "Iran wrecking the global economy" apocalypse.


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