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re: In memoriam of The Columbian Trade War of 2025
Posted on 1/26/25 at 4:38 pm to SpartanSoul
Posted on 1/26/25 at 4:38 pm to SpartanSoul
Worst two hours of my life. I just checked in safe on Facebook
Posted on 1/26/25 at 5:19 pm to the808bass
I acted too quickly and got rid of every ounce of Columbian coffee in the house. However, my Columbian housekeeper was retained for I will not ever give that up!!
Posted on 1/26/25 at 9:43 pm to SpartanSoul
Posted on 1/26/25 at 9:56 pm to SpartanSoul
The spike in prices of flowers and coffee brought this country to its knees. Sleeping on the sidewalk in a cardboard box was not good for my back.
This post was edited on 1/26/25 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 1/26/25 at 9:58 pm to SpartanSoul
they were probably still posting as Columbia agreed to everything.
Posted on 1/26/25 at 10:02 pm to SpartanSoul
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Someone please check on SFP
SFP is busy choking on lawfare dick
Posted on 1/26/25 at 10:02 pm to SpartanSoul
I thought I was a dead man. Then something inside me caused me to think of my wife and children. Then I roared like a lion and fought back and gained the victory.
I was totally exhausted, but, when the Trade War was over, I felt totally triumphant and superhuman.
I thank God every day now for that time of struggle and hardship. It made me into the man that I am today.

I was totally exhausted, but, when the Trade War was over, I felt totally triumphant and superhuman.
I thank God every day now for that time of struggle and hardship. It made me into the man that I am today.
Posted on 1/26/25 at 10:03 pm to SaturatedPhat
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I’m so happy to have coffee again! My pot from before the trade war was starting to cool down.
Posted on 1/26/25 at 10:29 pm to SpartanSoul
Just an FYI, along with coffee America imports a lot roses from Columbia and Valentines day is approaching.
This post was edited on 1/26/25 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 1/26/25 at 10:38 pm to GumboPot
Picking homegrown or wildflowers provides a personal touch that ladies will appreciate.
Posted on 1/26/25 at 10:45 pm to SpartanSoul
Posted on 1/26/25 at 10:47 pm to LSU Patrick
Low T Boy should be in the running as well.
Posted on 1/26/25 at 10:48 pm to GumboPot
Harry Sisson- Message Board Genius
Posted on 1/27/25 at 12:11 am to the808bass
I was on a date and missed it all. Can anyone provide a recap?
Posted on 1/27/25 at 12:18 am to PsychTiger
We told Colombia that we were sending back some criminals to them.
Colombia agreed to take them until the flights were in the air. Then the President of Colombia said that the criminals weren’t being treated humanely so they wouldn’t allow them to land.
Then Trump announced tariffs and banking consequences for Colombia as well as the suspension of visa applications.
Then dozens of analysts (amateur and professional) said economic doom was impending from the coming trade war.
Then, about an hour after the tariff announcement, the Colombian President said that he would bring the illegals back to Colombia in his own personal plane.
Then the professional and amateur analysts pretended that this was still a sign of Trump’s ineffectiveness.
Then it turns out that Colombia was going to do whatever we told them to do. And we are waiting to confirm that’s true before we start issuing visas again.
Huge day of losses for the stalwart analysts.
Colombia agreed to take them until the flights were in the air. Then the President of Colombia said that the criminals weren’t being treated humanely so they wouldn’t allow them to land.
Then Trump announced tariffs and banking consequences for Colombia as well as the suspension of visa applications.
Then dozens of analysts (amateur and professional) said economic doom was impending from the coming trade war.
Then, about an hour after the tariff announcement, the Colombian President said that he would bring the illegals back to Colombia in his own personal plane.
Then the professional and amateur analysts pretended that this was still a sign of Trump’s ineffectiveness.
Then it turns out that Colombia was going to do whatever we told them to do. And we are waiting to confirm that’s true before we start issuing visas again.
Huge day of losses for the stalwart analysts.
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:05 am to the808bass
Nice summary but you left off the best part.
Trump was golfing the whole time.
Trump was golfing the whole time.
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:22 am to SpartanSoul
We were in a Colombian Trade War? That’s why my bananas were $.25 cents higher. Thankfully the Good Lord provided
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:25 am to SpartanSoul
Harry Sisson suffered PTSD in fear of his boyfriend not being able to affor flowers for him on Valentines Day.
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