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re: I'm riding in an Uber with a progressive.

Posted on 5/17/19 at 4:53 pm to
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61516 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

"I'm sorry you can't handle the truth about women's rights".



Tell her the truth about obesity. Report back.
Posted by thebigmuffaletta
Member since Aug 2017
13364 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 4:54 pm to
It really just shows you how dumb Liberals are. As an Uber driver, you want to cater to your passengers and provide them with the best ride possible. That's how you get tips and keep a 5-star rating.

I've given over 2,000 rides between Uber and Lyft. I have a perfect 5-star rating with Lyft and a 4.98 rating with Uber. When it's just me in the car I listen to whatever the hell I want to. Right before the passenger gets in I'll put it on the we play anything station. I know a lot of my passengers are liberals, but I never discuss politics with them or have it on the radio. If they ask me to change the station I've always obliged.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
124723 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

"I'm sorry you can't handle the truth about women's rights".
Response . . . . Stress adds to obesity. You look stressed.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
148188 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:00 pm to
Pics or GTFO
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
21073 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

I'm riding in an Uber with a progressive.




Thoughts & Prayers
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
21073 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

Pics or GTFO







Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53975 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:10 pm to
You should have told you would give her an extra 25 dollars for a bloejob!
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
30200 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:15 pm to
Thank her for not aborting the baby twins she’s currently carrying.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63583 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:16 pm to
Uber is so fricking trashy now. It's either political idiots who can't help but talk about shite they know nothing about in a situation you wouldn't care to discuss it even if they did, or the down on their luck sob story looking for a tip.

Toss in the occasional one pissed off because the ride isn't sufficiently long/profitabile enough for them, and it's like getting a ride from the worst person you know AND getting charged for it.
Posted by redneck hippie
Stillwater
Member since Dec 2008
5633 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:19 pm to
Lay it on thick
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12685 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:33 pm to
You should have asked her if she knows how to make a sammich.
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14947 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:34 pm to
I once got in an Uber with some friends and had to take the front seat.

When I got in and he turned to me I saw that he was wearing a MAGA hat.

It was the best Uber ride I have ever taken.

Sorry you are having the opposite experience.
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 5:38 pm
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16986 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:34 pm to
How bad does she smell?
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14389 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

400 pound woman drinking a 64oz soda and making snoring noises while breathing.

It’s good to see that Mary Landrieu is staying busy.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
46727 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 5:35 pm to
Are you wearing any MAGA gear?
Posted by Disgeaux Bob
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2016
2833 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 6:12 pm to
Tell her to get her head out of her huge arse .....and mix in a salad from time to time.
Posted by Disgeaux Bob
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2016
2833 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 6:14 pm to
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How bad does she smell?


Probably trying to cover it with patchouli....which is nauseating in itself.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 6:24 pm to
Why does this board make up so many stories.
Posted by westide
Bamala
Member since Sep 2014
2882 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 6:26 pm to
Jump out!
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8203 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 6:28 pm to
Did you have sex with her?
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