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re: How do I help my nephew
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:17 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:17 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Not much you can do other than being a good uncle. Take him out camping and other things that build self reliance.
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Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:40 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Find some small menial task for him to do and tell him you’ll pay him in candy. After the job is done, have your kids go take 75% of his candy payment. When nephew complains to you that his cousins took his candy but didn’t help with the work, tell him he just got his first lesson in socialism
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:41 pm to Mickey Goldmill
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Sounds like you’re trying to groom someone else’s kid.
Agreed, wanting to teach a nephew outdoor skills is grooming.
Ever thought about putting on a G-string and dancing for the kid? Maybe have him tuck some money in your lingerie? You know, stuff that's totally not grooming children?
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:44 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
if you're around him enough, teach him a sport as well as the other things like camping and fishing. boys absolutely need sports because you're encouraged to acknowledge the truth of who can and who can't and as a team, you can win (or not). Part of the whole leftist ideology is that there should be no distinction. all equitability is like being thrown in a molasses sea. let him enjoy getting good by actually getting good. arm wrestle, race, think competitive. also, i bet the little guy is starved for a good belly laugh.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 9:53 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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My brother in law is a damn Marxist who wore a Karl Marx t shirt to Easter dinner last year.
If he showed up at your house with that shirt you should have asked him to reverse/cover it up or leave. Marxist shirt to a dinner celebrating the most important Christian holiday is inappropriate and rude. He was being a passive aggressive anti-Christian.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 10:16 pm to KAGTASTIC
Disown them. You can’t save everybody.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 10:18 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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wore a Karl Marx t shirt to Easter dinner last year.
He'd be leaving my house.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 10:19 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Get him to play football and help coach the team.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 10:19 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I would started with a silenced 22 loaded with hollow points.
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 11/13/22 at 10:21 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You should have started by having him change shirts or leave your house last year. No one is wearing a communist shirt in my house on Easter.
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 11/13/22 at 10:22 pm to Mickey Goldmill
Das a lie
Posted on 11/13/22 at 10:25 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
If I had a family member like that, they wouldn't be welcome at my house.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 10:26 pm to Mickey Goldmill
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I have a ton of nieces and nephews.
yikes. i feel so sorry for them
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I’ve never tried to change them or point them in a certain direction.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 10:27 pm to KAGTASTIC
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If he showed up at your house with that shirt you should have asked him to reverse/cover it up or leave. Marxist shirt to a dinner celebrating the most important Christian holiday is inappropriate and rude. He was being a passive aggressive anti-Christian.
POS woulda never made it in my house. Woulda been staring down the barrel of two GLOCKS. G22 and a G21. turn your arse around and GTFO.
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 10:33 pm
Posted on 11/13/22 at 10:28 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Any tips on how to save the kid without starting a bunch of bullshite? I’m thinking maybe see if he’ll let me take him hunting. That’s gotta be a good start
You got it. Try to be a positive influence in his life any way possible. Tell him stories. Take him hunting and fishing. Go-kart riding. Camping, hiking, canoeing. My uncle was a big influence on me growing up and things I enjoy and my outlook on life.
Very thankful for him, I think I’m going to give him a call tomorrow now. He’s late 70’s and my aunt died almost a year ago.
Posted on 11/13/22 at 10:32 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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My brother in law is a damn Marxist who wore a Karl Marx t shirt to Easter dinner last year.
This post was edited on 11/13/22 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 11/14/22 at 1:36 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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How do I help my nephew
Put a fishing rod in his hand and get him hooked on filling an ice chest with bull bluegills. Teach him how to clean them and fry them up with some hush puppies. While enjoying sweet, fried 'gills, give him his first sip of cold filtered American brew. Then, take him out to shoot cans with a bolt action .22.
Everything after that will take care of itself. Your BIL may even self immolate, as lagniappe.
Posted on 11/14/22 at 1:53 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Taking a 4 year old hunting isn't my idea of a sound idea. Going outside to play tag, hide and seek, red light green light, red rover is probably a better idea and more fun for the kid.
Fishing wouldn't be a horrible plan either but most 4 year olds aren't going to have the ability to sit still that long, so I'd stick to the docks where they can play in the woods or lakes edge, just keep an eye on them.
Fishing wouldn't be a horrible plan either but most 4 year olds aren't going to have the ability to sit still that long, so I'd stick to the docks where they can play in the woods or lakes edge, just keep an eye on them.
Posted on 11/14/22 at 3:23 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Tell him his dad is gay 
Posted on 11/14/22 at 4:15 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
He’ll grow up to be a pussy. My wife’s brother married a girl from Oregon. She’d love a drive thru, post birth abortion clinic on every corner. They have 4 year old, he will be soft as baby shite. Rest of family is fire engine red. We see her bro/sil when they need something. I hope they leave TN soon, this place is growing more red by the day we need to excommunicate team hormone blocker members.
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