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Dave Portnoy embarrassing himself trying to talk about the Constitution

Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:28 pm
Posted by burger bearcat
Member since Oct 2020
8867 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:28 pm
This guy really doesn't know what the hell he is talking about. He just needs to admit he's a degenerate who wants to frick a bunch of whores. This whole barstool bro conservativism isn't really a thing other than not liking the woke left and not liking Covid nonsense.

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Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidente

I truly believe that if the forefathers were told that over 200 years from the time they wrote the Constitution it would still be the end all be all for all major decisions in this country they’d laugh and call us idiots. Let’s write laws now for year 4050 and see how they hold
Posted by BigD45
Chambers County, TX
Member since Feb 2007
1152 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:30 pm to
He should just stick to playing drums.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62450 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:32 pm to
Is he the star of the Fatties in Tropic Thunder
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18407 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:33 pm to
I'm old and like ZZ Top. Who the frick is Dave Portnoy?
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13264 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:35 pm to
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Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente I truly believe that if the forefathers were told that over 200 years from the time they wrote the Constitution it would still be the end all be all for all major decisions in this country they’d laugh and call us idiots. Let’s write laws now for year 4050 and see how they hold



Ummm, Dave. There’s a reason why the Founding Fathers called it a “living document.”
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37538 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:37 pm to
Caleb Pressley is the only redeeming barstool employee
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35181 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:37 pm to
The guy is a gambling addict that people love because he eats hot pizza. I don’t think the founders would care what he thinks.
This post was edited on 6/27/22 at 9:38 pm
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
24907 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:38 pm to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:38 pm to
His math isn’t that great either
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5621 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:38 pm to
I like how he didn't say anything about the Founding Fathers actual opinion on abortion would be

I like how he went backward 200 years but forward two thousand.

Mostly I like the notion that their Constitution is today the end all be all and hasn't been trampled all over. What planet does he live on?
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
6189 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:38 pm to
I mean, there is a clearly defined process to change the Constitution.
Posted by NineLineBind
LA....no, the other one
Member since May 2020
6916 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:39 pm to
Poor Dave doesn’t know there’s an amendment process, or that only one branch of government makes laws. Back to the drawing board, Dave.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:39 pm to
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He just needs to admit he's a degenerate who wants to frick a bunch of whores


To be fair he pretty much does say this…
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27275 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:40 pm to
Our forefathers had about 3,000 years of prior Western civilization upon which to base their form of government. I think they did an alright job.

Portnoy’s dumbass also doesn’t understand that the USSC actually, and rightfully, pulled federal judicial decision making authority on abortion and reverted it back to the state’s and their populations to make decisions on the issue-so it’s a win for the people.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16473 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:41 pm to
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that over 200 years from the time they wrote


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Let’s write laws now for year 4050 and see how they hold


He sucks at math too. He’s off by a factor of 10.
Posted by Zzyzx
Member since Nov 2018
1884 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:45 pm to
That’s what I thought was funny as well. Are we all ignoring the fact he’s an idiot and tried to imply we make laws for two hundred years in the future and said 4050
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21605 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

I truly believe that if the forefathers were told that over 200 years from the time they wrote the Constitution it would still be the end all be all for all major decisions in this country they’d laugh and call us idiots.


It merely defines the federal government's powers. Don't worry, if you want to sacrifice your child to Moloch there are at least a dozen US states that would happily oblige.
Posted by cardswinagain
Member since Jun 2013
11883 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:48 pm to
He’s an idiot
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38791 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:48 pm to
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Let’s write laws now for year 4050 and see how they hold


Lol not good at Math either
Posted by KAGTASTIC
Member since Feb 2022
7989 posts
Posted on 6/27/22 at 9:57 pm to
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Let’s write laws now for year 4050 and see how they hold


Lol not good at Math either



Don't know but could be a dog at using the Bible as a guide for our laws.
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