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Chemically injected watermelons
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:06 pm
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Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:07 pm to Night Vision
If it ain’t a sugar town melon I’m not eating it anyway
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:07 pm to Night Vision
That still shot makes his face look chemically injected.
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:07 pm to Night Vision
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Chemically injected watermelons
Holy frick, our food supply is fricking bullshite.
I guess I'll be taking watermelons off the menu this summer.
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:08 pm to Night Vision
I chemically inject watermelons with vodka.
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:10 pm to Night Vision
Wtf is a ‘chemically injected watermelon’?
Edit: watched video. Too lazy to look it up but a few things..
- Dr. but name followed by ND?
- uses vague, nonspecific terminology
- uses the well known and infallible “tap it with a paper towel -test’ to determine presence of specific chemical
- lots of ‘cans’, ‘could’
All in all, I bet doctors HATE HIS one Trick
Edit: watched video. Too lazy to look it up but a few things..
- Dr. but name followed by ND?
- uses vague, nonspecific terminology
- uses the well known and infallible “tap it with a paper towel -test’ to determine presence of specific chemical
- lots of ‘cans’, ‘could’
All in all, I bet doctors HATE HIS one Trick
This post was edited on 6/20/25 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:12 pm to jrodLSUke
Don’t buy from a Chinese market and you are good
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:13 pm to Night Vision
I’ve been injecting watermelons with cucumber vodka for years.
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:16 pm to Night Vision
I'm sure kroger won't mind me cutting open their watermelons in the aisle and doing a pat test before i buy it
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:17 pm to billjamin
Not sure what kind of watermelons they were but I bought 4 melons from NuNu’s in Youngsville and they were the best I’ve
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:19 pm to Night Vision
With vodka.....or rum?
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:21 pm to Night Vision
Yet another reason you should only buy melons in August from a roadside dude under an umbrella with a trailer that looks like it's from the great depression.
When the dirt falls off when you pick up, you know it's going to be goodm
When the dirt falls off when you pick up, you know it's going to be goodm
This post was edited on 6/20/25 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:23 pm to Jack Ruby
Those meth injected melons are THE BEST
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:24 pm to Night Vision
The criteria for good watermelon sales is sweetness, which depends on various factors. My Dad farmed melons and I packed a 40 pound one on each shoulder. Early rain for size and then drought for sweetness was the ticket. Genetics, dirt, chemicals, etc. nws. I assume that someone will be injecting for sweetness in short order, with the market following.
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:31 pm to Night Vision
I grow my own
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:34 pm to Night Vision
Isn't that the same account that just yesterday posted the "BREAKING!" news about human DNA in hot dogs from a bullshite "study" in 2015?
This post was edited on 6/20/25 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:43 pm to Night Vision
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Dr. Robert Debease is a Doctor of Chiropractic
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:45 pm to Jack Ruby
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Yet another reason you should only buy melons in August from a roadside dude under an umbrella with a trailer that looks like it's from the great depression.
When the dirt falls off when you pick up, you know it's going to be goodm
This is the best option.
Posted on 6/20/25 at 12:52 pm to Night Vision
There was a poster in our gym listing the top 5 healthiest and unhealthiest common foods. It dealt with calories, fat, salt, sugar, carbs per ounce. Nothing added at the table.
The healthiest was water melon. The worst was pizza.
The healthiest was water melon. The worst was pizza.
Posted on 6/20/25 at 1:06 pm to LegendInMyMind
Tards gonna tard.
OP, Vox and the other tards love to shite on the msm but post this crap.
OP, Vox and the other tards love to shite on the msm but post this crap.
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